Oh... my God.

My first tweet to be stolen by the President of the United States ๐Ÿ˜…

April 11, 2026 - 11:28 UTC

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Our oil export terminals are already at 100% capacity even before the war started. Those tankers are going to wait for a very long time to fill up.
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Domestic fuel prices are going to be lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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lol, so sad your name is cut~
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I don't think his website has support for embedding tweets. Hence the screenshot and the funky bold old-person font.

Would be a lot cooler if it did.
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Where are the payments for VZ crude/final refined products going?
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Of course no attribution
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Way to boost his ego
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A dubious distinction!!
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Fame!
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You need to drop Easter eggs in the images now. You can have fun with this
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It's now time to change the name of the Trump game to "stupid, or stupidEST?"
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Mom get the camera
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It's a stain that will never leave you, sadly ๐Ÿ˜
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A stain, but make it presidential.
Satin...
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This is your moment, Rory. Shape economic policy while you still can.
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Why are gas prices so high if we have soooooooooo much oil!!! Shouldnโ€™t we save it for ourselves in case the Strait is closed indefinitely because of trumps senseless war?!! I see a gas shortage in our future if we export too much.
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tell donnie to build a raising canes in idaho falls. TRUMP 2020!!!!
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TFW youโ€™ve just been re-Truthed by a serial liar.
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It looks like you can actually sue for this, and if you have the chance to use Trump you should probably take it.
This would be an insane thing to do with most post thefts, but given Trump's position and actions it might actually make sense to do in this case.
www.kellijoneslaw.com/blog/have-you-ever-had-your-content-stolen-on-social-media
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Yessss! Discovery, baby!
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You did actually lose out on a bunch of advertisement for your business when he removed your name, these are real financial losses that you can probably sue for with a large multiplier.
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oh ffs
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Something to tell your grandchildren about, at last!
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Stolen indeed ๐Ÿ‘
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Iโ€™m just sad that heโ€™s so stupid and I know people who voted for that.
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USA is using twice more oil per $ of GDP than Europe, and is therefore more hurt by the price surge than oil efficient economies.
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Oil reserves of the ground are also decreasing in all the word, especially in USA giving the extraction rate there. This precious liquid is sold abroad, and US president is happy about that.
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This export is going to raise domestic prices
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Is that his plan? To finally make the USA a major oil producer by shutting out the Middle East or just plain steal their oil. Like he did with Venezuela?
Cue the Barbara Walterโ€™s interview.
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Trump is such as asshole
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Sorry that happened. I mean, congratulations!
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Iโ€™m not sure how, but this HAS to go on your CV
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OMFG
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@katie0martin.ft.com !
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@alt-text.bsky.social
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With alt text
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For those of us who do not understand what this meansโ€ฆ what does this mean? The part about the tankers coming over empty, not the man coming up empty.
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It means markets are global, same as last week
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There are normally about 20 tankers heading to the US for this. Nearly 100 is a lot. This will take the US supply and put it towards demand in Asia and elsewhere. This means if US consumers want gas, they will be competing with people in true shortages. Reduce shortage there by creating in the us.
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We export oil all the time. Empty tankers are business as usual. Not sure why this is a big deal. The only effect of exporting more is higher prices here.
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There's only so much oil available in the United States. If we export more, there will be less available for domestic markets. A small change in supply can result in a big change in price.
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Can't wait to see the profits from this surge in exports trickle down to all the taxpayers who paid to make the situation happen.
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Why are you on twitter
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Still going lol
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Hahaha. I added you to the comments on the Reuters post.
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Do you think he knows he reposted a Canadian?
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Do you think he knows what Canada is?
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๐ŸŽ‰?
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Hahah great!!!
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Congrats on still posting to the Nazi app dude. You rock!
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Donโ€™t you mean stollen?
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You should print it out and frame it for posterity.
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With no acknowledgment at all. Wow!
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The lack of self-awareness on his part to not realize this is a problem of his own creation is astounding.
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Come to think of it, I've never seen you and Donald Trump in the same room together...
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Maybe heโ€™ll bring back the gas station lines of the 1970โ€™s.
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Can you post something like โ€œI donโ€™t just sign treaties, I hereby re-signโ€
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Please tweet that he has small hands.
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"Short-fingered vulgarian" --Spy Magazine

His overall hand size is pretty average. His palm is large but his fingers are stubby.
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Good to know the president had no idea this was happening.
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Your scary ability to crawl inside his brain has earned a follow. Godspeed in this endeavor!
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I wonder if plagiarizing tweets is a regular thing?

Thatโ€™s a crazy connection to US history you have now LOL
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Temu Oddjob stole it from you.
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Until they depart leaving the US with low supply and high gas prices.
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This is the reason that in last 10 days or so the price of US oil has exceeded price of Brent. I note that RU due to UKR successfully bombing oil production has needed to order restrictions on exporting in order to supply RU needs while dt has refused to limit exports to reduce $$ for US consumer
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Figure illustrating this strange inversion :
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Am I wrong for thinking that exploding us oil exports will push domestic fuel prices up?
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People are saying the numbers will be higher than ever before. Itโ€™s unbelievable
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Hassett is telling him this is the trick lead to 5% gdp growth.
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Yes, oil is a global commodity, so if someone wants to pay more to secure it from the US, then domestic consumers will need to pay more to outbid them.
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If there was no terminal /loading limitations what sort of total vessel barrel capacity is heading our way?
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I am bad at economy but I am assuming that the map shows a potentially bad thing that Mr. Applesauce Brain thinks is a good thing
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Just the way he did it at UPenn
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Turns out MAGA was about turning the American economy into the Russian one. Does it cost extra to have a Trump spawn top off your tank? Do the pumps take shitcoin?
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Your stolen tweet could actually explain why Trumpf started the war with Iran in the first place: to sell more US oil.
#FollowTheMoney
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On a positive note, he has now retweeted evidence that he knew what he was doing!
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Next time tweet "Very cool to see the president resign"
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And here is the reason they will never give us an edit button ๐Ÿ˜‰
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now's your chance to shape US policy, Rory! be a hero and tweet something like "As the most reliable supplier of crude oil to the United States, I am removing all tariffs on Canada IMMEDIATELY!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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"as my greatness cannot be contained in this presidency, i am resig... "
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He should tweet out "God Bless President Trump for sending America's oil overseas a few bucks more at the pump is a small price to pay"
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And fire Stephen Miller! You would get a Nobel Peace Prize if you do this
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+ thank you for your attention to this matter
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He doesn't understand the implications of this at all...
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He understands hamberders. I think he knows they used to be cows.

And that's about it.
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Please tell me what the implications are
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On CBC radio this morning:

โ€œTrump took to social media and, in his words, a wave of empty vessels are headed to the US to pick up crude oil, boosting US exportsโ€
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Trump is crude. Can we export him in a barrel?
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In whose words, CBC?
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Quick, make it an NFT and sell it to him, asap
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Youโ€™re in their algorithm now.
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Can you please post about how oil prices are set globally and how all these tankers just mean that rich investors are rolling a fatty? Hopefully heโ€™ll steal that one too because his economic knowledge is worse than most 9th graders.
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๐Ÿคฎ
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But is this any more than normally are coming to the US each day?
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From my research the US exported 27.3 vessels per day carrying oil in 2025.
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From my research the US exported ~27.3 vessels per day carrying oil in 2025.
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You had him at "very cool"๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Exports boom -> domestic prices rise.
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Can you show us what this looked like before the war for context?
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Weird!!!
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Are you the president now? Please say yes
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Heโ€™s very excited:
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Quote-tweeted by a madman. Congratulations? ๐Ÿคช
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CBC radio says there's "no indication" that tankers are actually doing what you (and that other guy) claim. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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macro is running the crypto market right now more than any on-chain signal. Trump quoting economics takes is sending more volatility than the whole altcoin season combined.
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You can solve for this by only posting here.
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Lmao
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did you cum immediately, rory, or you jerked off afterwards? gtfoh
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Sue him for copyright infringement?
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Will this bring US gas prices down? Somehow I donโ€™t think so
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Presidential Steal of Approval
bsky.app/profile/roryjohnston.bsky.social/post/3mj7qaaoabk2z
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A+
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In the future, when you're posting something you think he may be interested in, include some imperceptible to the human eye text on the background mocking him ;)
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Also, dear Americans, price at the pump will now skyrocket.
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Promise to use your newfound power and influence for good?
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Frame it with the title "plagiarised by the idiot in chief"
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If he starts following you, you can tweet anything.๐Ÿ˜‚
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Why does everyone think this is great?

This means gas prices will go up further if it keeps up.

More oil exported = less for US consumers.
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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