They aren't even up to Never Nude numbers.

If you round up to the nearest thousand, it's a whole academic movement!

At least seven prominent law professors who are ambitious for SCOTUS seats say that the plain English of the Constitution is a bit fuzzy.

He seems to believe he's proven the existence of a legitimate debate, when all he's really demonstrated is the utter corruption of the legal "scholars" he cites.

John Eastman: "But I agree with him!"

there isn't enough room on a standard calculator to list this percentage as a decimal

Seven out of how many law professors in total?

Swing a stick at “elite” law schools and you’re gonna hit a fascist teacher or two

Damn, Epstein too? That's even more disappointing than Barnett.

Vermeule counts as negative ten, so they’re still in the red

Almost, but not quite, TWO FOURS!

this is an issue where I don't even care about the technical merits or whatever. Arguing for this is evil and a direct attack on what it means to be an American.

You could find 7 law professors who'd agree that all laws are invalid bc we're off the gold standard.