Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social

Gov’t name: Pat Sirois. Comedian/Co-Host of The Lie, Cheat & Steal podcast

These are the dumbest thoughts and ideas I’ve ever heard (a list in no particular order that I will add to as new entries occur to me):

1) when right wing media wants to paint Bernie Sanders as a super rich elite so they mention those 3 little ass house be owns
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social
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Free my man @peezytx.bsky.social
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I’ll let a girl named Danielle ruin my life. I’ve done it multiple times
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Forgot to charge my headphones so I’m on the construction site bumping Past Lives by @patrickwyman.bsky.social off my phone and a kid walks by and asks “is that about ancient history?” And I say yeah and he immediately says “Did you know they found mile long batteries under the pyramids?”
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They’re gonna be fixing this administration’s fuck ups for the rest of my life
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Crazy that it’s gonna take a strong act of international diplomacy to get us back to slightly where we were before the war started lmao
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When little tiny states refer to a northern, southern and central region lol like….shut up Eastern Delaware
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Somebody mentioned that they started in comedy in New Jersey in the early 2000’s and I just kept thinking about starting a monthly showcase at the Bada Bing
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Smerconish shouldn’t even be a word let alone a name
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Calling doing coke in a bathroom “going number 3”
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I know that all big companies suck but for some reason in my brain I feel like Roku has my best interests in mind
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“Demonstrably” is such a dope word cuz it sounds like it’s about monsters
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God might be real but the Devil is 1000% made up
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It’s like jerking off in front of no smoking sign… it makes you think, ya know?
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Bro they kicked my ass square the fuck outta there lmao. Muy rapido.
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I got popped by the general contractor for not having my safety glasses on so per the rules I have to redo orientation. They do both an English and Spanish class. My foreman in an attempt to minimize time waste has included me in the Spanish class and told me to just smile and nod. Let’s see…
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I’m not the one to fuck with like that. I don’t play. I’m not scared that he’s the mayor.
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If I knew that Kingpin’s goons were unloading a ship full of illegal weapons at a dock in Red Hook I would beat the ever loving shit out of all 57 of them. One shot. I’d just drop in and start putting boot to ass. Non stop. I’d blow the cover on the guns too. Front page of the paper type shit
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You can tell target ain’t shit cuz they got tortillas in a different aisle than the bread
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Why this mf look like Rick grimes
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com
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we need a Boss Baby of the Left
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I know the haircut is on point cuz a drunk dude at the bar just tried to buy coke from me 💅🏻
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Disney is cussin up a storm in this new Daredevil. They straight up don’t give a frick
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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social
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Things have been really boring at our house since we fixed that gas leak.
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A solo artist releasing a break up album called “Fuuuuuuuuuck. This shit fucking sucks. What the hell??”
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social
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hear me out
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It turns out that in 40 years of life on this planet instinctively being an Animorphs kid is still the one of the best pieces of evidence for my case that I’m cool
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A funny thing about working in construction is whenever I drive down the street I’ll see a house or a business or an office building and be like “Hey I sold drugs there one time”
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Sometimes you just gotta lock in, put your phone down, stop watching Instagram reels and pay attention to the road
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Is there any bigger cuck behavior than siding with a company over the workers? I have a clinical aversion to doing bitch shit and doing some shit like that would make me physically ill
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