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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social

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happy 10-year anniversary to this razor-sharp political prognostication

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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com

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Republicans are refusing to separate DHS funding from the rest of the government funding bills.

Let’s be very clear: they are shutting the government down to allow ICE to keep killing Americans.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social

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DHS: ‘Trust us, he was no choir boy’

World: ‘He was in fact a choir boy, Boy Scout, ICU nurse and all around stand up guy who died being a hero at the hands of absolute ICE zeros’.

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WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social

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‘Daddy, what did you do at work today?’

‘I smashed a woman’s car window, cut her seatbelt off and dragged her out of her vehicle for trying to turn left and go to her doctor…she kept screaming the whole time.’

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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social

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🚨BREAKING: ICE agents just launched flash bang grenades at protesters in front of federal building in Minneapolis—causing massive explosions. "It's terrorizing, this isn't the America I served for 20 years in the U.S. Navy," tearful protester tells us.

WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social

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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

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Darin Self @darinself.com

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Liberals advocate for gun control -- to protect everyone's freedom, including the freedom of those like Charlie Kirk who disparaged that understanding of freedom.

He lost his freedom through the very tool of violence that liberals tried to protect him from.

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Rick Wilson @therickwilson.bsky.social

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com

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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social

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March saw the third-highest number of layoffs in U.S. history, and 80% of them were caused by DOGE

This was before the tariffs

It's just...unbelievable

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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social

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Everyone knows that the correct place to share classified information about military actions is in the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago.

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Rick Wilson @therickwilson.bsky.social

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Perfection.

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1y

I'm watching my all my investments and my daughter's 529 go up in smoke. But that's OK, because I'm taking Ivermectin as an anti-depressant and feel pretty good about everything now.

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Rick Wilson @therickwilson.bsky.social

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It's almost as if a gibbering degenerate President with zero understanding of markets or respect for the rule of law who is engaged in moronic tariff wars and a wholesale betrayal of our alliances is bad for the market.

Strange how that happens.

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social

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Richest guy in the world telling us we can’t afford to have our government fund cancer research.

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us

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Just cut federal cancer research & food for starving children.

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peace 🕊️🌿 @xhbkhb.bsky.social

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You haven't seen any vulgar accomplishments until you've seen this response >>>

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social

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Defeating Musk with one DEEZ NUTS email at a time

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@dbarkhuff.bsky.social

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Donald Trump lying about Ukraine starting the war with Russia makes me ashamed to be an American.

I have done a 2 man patrol at night through Fallujah to extract and intubated COVID patients long before a vaccine. I've killed people for America and I've saved people for America.

I am ashamed.

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WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social

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That whole Leopard's eating faces shit

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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social

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I can’t stop laughing thinking about getting horrible news on this phone

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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social

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Money talks

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Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social

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Trump: "Big tariffs coming!"

J.P. Morgan: "We don't think he'll do it."

Trump: "I AM TOTALLY GOING TO DO BIG TARIFFS!"

J.P. Morgan: "We don't think he will."

Trump: "OK, here are the big tariffs I promised. BOOM!"

J.P. Morgan: "Wow, nobody could have foreseen this."

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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com

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I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.

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Guys chill, it was a Space-X-celebratory-jab and didn't even look like a Nazi salute. The Dali Lama was the original one to do this anyway, but nobody was upset then!

-Fox News types probably.

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Rick Wilson @therickwilson.bsky.social

1y

Well, America has officially entered the Finding Out phase of the journey.

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Patric Reynolds @patricjreynolds.bsky.social

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I love how we’re never going to know if someone used a cybertruck for a terrorist attack since they spontaneously combust ALL THE TIME.

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social

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Nothing says “lead the Pentagon” like mommy making phone calls for her very good boy.

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social

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🤌

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