ndm @ndm.raccoon.codes

Relatively chill

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when you're not a morning person but you get a morning person job, everyone tells you you'll get used to waking up early but i'm here to tell you that's a fat fucking lie
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch
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if your candidate had her entire campaign derailed by a bunch of shitposters on a third tier twitter clone she ran a dogshit campaign
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bluesky saw my 7 kilobyte PNG and went "eww, PNG! PNG is terrible! it should be a webp!" and turned it into a 13kb webp with color artifacts
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I worry that it's going to take companies FAR too long to realize what tasks are done better by AI and what tasks are done better by code. Any software dev will happily tell you which one this is.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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AI brain is Google Calendar having "find a time" and "✨ suggest meeting times" buttons right next to each other that do the same thing except one is AI powered (and worse)
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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You can sing "Oh My Darling Clementine" to the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
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told myself i could change my avi once the first draft of the book is done
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Please Apple hurry up and make a cheap
Apple Vision Peon that lets me watch LoTR content in imax on the moon I don’t care about any other features
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Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com
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particularly excited about this because webrtc data channels mean you can add just about any p2p functionality. for example, you could get around the latency issues with my yjs demo by exchanging updates peer-to-peer rather than using the firehose.
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Ocean Eleven
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un_pogaz @1pogaz.bsky.social
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> Exchange does not support OR logic in RegEx.
How?! Why?!
Dear god, I'm pretty okay with regex but I certainly couldn't handle such constraint without burn someone. Bravo.
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"Oh that's an EM dash it's AI."

It's an EN dash and I've been dealing with unicode before you were born in ways you've never even been instructed to conceive.
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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com
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I’m just not cut out for the military. You could hand me a rifle and put my worst enemy in front of me, and I wouldn’t shoot him. Because I don’t know how to take the safety off.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Was excited that the cops were finally going after AI crimes. but it turns out that's not what this is
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"It's a low level infrastructure issue."
"DNS?"
"Lower."
"Network?"
"Lower."
"Hardware?"
"Lower."
"Power?"
"Lower..."
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Just got a Jira ticket complaining they can't deploy to me-central-1. Yeah dude, you can't deploy to ruins.
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No, you check YOUR internet connection, Bsky
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk
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this isn't a "lol i use X/Fediverse/whatever" brag post I am just not "using" Bluesky. I do not post from bsky.app, my posts and media are not hosted on Bluesky's servers, their outages do not affect me. you can do this too, and basically nothing will change for you or your oomfs! ATproto epic style
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David Roberts @volts.wtf
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So he ... wasn't intimidated by the pins, then?
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they treat this guy who streams on the internet with more skepticism and hostility than literally any Democrat politician that is actively running for office
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby
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Nearly 13,000 years later and these players are still trying to finish their first campaign. "We just can't find a night that works for everyone's schedule."
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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It's only a headline if it's wrapped in <h1> tags, otherwise it's just a sparkling skeet
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This is horrific, because large language models haven't been trained to respond like the average human. They've been trained to be polite, courteous, and friendly. To show trust in institutions and authority. These aspects are designed to appeal to users and assuage companies. They are not candid.
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lol I sent feedback to an app and the auto-generated AI summary in the email title is "No."
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Cublex @cublex.bsky.social
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making a "[youtuber] out of context" compilation but getting the creator to do a bit specifically for the compilation so there's one clip nobody's ever see
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I worry part of the difficulty in achieving good ends now is many people have prioritized ick-evasion over policy goals. As if the goal of politics is simply to have been on the right side all along, not to secure some end.
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Boy, they must be paying HUGE residuals to artists and producing more episodes of original shows than EVER
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