I'm just an asshole in a white linen suit, sitting in a hot tub by the ocean at dawn. They/Them

There's a million different kinds of crackers that people try to fancy up but Ritz are the best.
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You gotta respect a real catskills line like this.
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When all is said and done, let it be remembered that the ones that fought against the trans community hardest were a bunch of warmongering, sex trafficking, racist pedophiles.
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If you are running for office against a Republican you should accuse them of being a pedophile. You'll probably be right!
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Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.
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Found out today that I will be working a party at [redacted]s penthouse
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We as a culture sure stumbled when we couldn’t make horny surrealist adult animated feature films a whole thing.
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weve looped around to them trying to use epstein stuff as a distraction from iran lol
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I have seen one good example of this plate
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Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid
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It depresses me a lot that there's people out there like this
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Behold our beautiful and brave colleague, murdered today! You know the drill, unfortunately, so…

Say his name: Mohammed Wishah, Al Jazeera reporter, killed today in Gaza.

US-Israel has assassinated nearly 300 journalists in Palestine, Lebanon and Iran in just 2 years.

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It's funny that Gavin Newsom is only five points over this guy.
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It does seem like all that was accomplished by the decapitation strike on Iran was that it killed all the guys dumb enough to think the US would ever operate in good faith
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You could probably boil down the problems with the Democrats as "they are trying to defeat the left and recruit conservatives, when they should be doing the opposite"
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I think this may actually cook Trump because there's nothing the press and the vile masters of this country hate more than failing to kill a bunch of civilians
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Checking in on the status of the U.S. government:
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Realizing that Avril Lavigne is mom rock now and turning to dust
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in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive
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The United States president’s Hitlerite declaration of genocide today conclusively demonstrates the bad guys won the Cold War. You didn’t want communism and now a child molesting tyrant has ICBMs. Good work
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I'm working right next to Trump Tower today and if it happens in such a way that I go with it, my wish would be for everyone who knows and loves me to forgive whoever did it.
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I will wholly subscribe to the manifesto of whoever does it
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I will vote for whoever promises to pardon whoever does it.
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War crime tribunals aren’t enough we gotta put him in a Harlan Ellison short story.
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I know this won't happen, btw, this just seems like the closest thing to a path where the US is functioning civilization in the world going forward
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Realistically, the only way out of this is if a Democratic government in 2028 executes hundreds of architects and collaborators within a few months of coming to power and sends thousands more collaborators to prison forever.
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The United States is behaving in a way that is indistinguishable from how an advanced Third Reich would had it emerged victorious from World War 2, and nearly every leader in the developed world is now abandoning their duty to confront it, having acclaimed and legitimated it every step of the way.
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