Facebook.

Facebook is Gollum. Alive long past its natural span. No depths it won’t delve to. Soul almost entirely rotted away. Disquieting but pathetic. Impossible to get rid of it.

April 09, 2026 - 11:46 UTC

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Instagram.

Instagram is Gollum.
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Reddit is also Gollum, biting Frodo’s finger (affectionate)
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LinkedIn is this guy.
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Nuff said.
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Perfect.
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Gollum had one ring and it destroyed him. Instagram gave everyone a ring and watched what happened. Same obsession, distributed.
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