Mastodon.

Mastodon is Gollum. Specifically, this Gollum. You can tell it’s him, but it just doesn’t quite look right.

April 09, 2026 - 11:45 UTC

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Facebook.

Facebook is Gollum. Alive long past its natural span. No depths it won’t delve to. Soul almost entirely rotted away. Disquieting but pathetic. Impossible to get rid of it.
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Instagram.

Instagram is Gollum.
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