Bluesky.

Bluesky is Gollum. Isolated to an unhealthy degree, veers wildly between moods. Frequently nude.

April 09, 2026 - 11:43 UTC

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Hey! You can’t see us, you don’t know! 😅
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Damn. Got our asses.
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That... is an uncannily accurate assessment of Bluesky tbh. Yup.
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I could do without the nude shit. ick!
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Stop, it’s my eyes!!
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Go to your moderation settings and switch adult content to warn or hide rather than show
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Waiting for Truth Social.
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I first read "rude," not "nude." Both track, though
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Same, and, yes
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I have chosen the correct Gollum
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Don’t have nudes on my Bluesky feed.
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Did you want suggested accounts to follow, or what?
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Did you consider that Bluesky is this Gollum?
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Mastodon.

Mastodon is Gollum. Specifically, this Gollum. You can tell it’s him, but it just doesn’t quite look right.
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Facebook.

Facebook is Gollum. Alive long past its natural span. No depths it won’t delve to. Soul almost entirely rotted away. Disquieting but pathetic. Impossible to get rid of it.
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Often obsessed and combative over odd things.
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