Threads.

Threads is Gollum. Grasping, acquisitive, opportunistic. Would do anything to acquire the precious.

April 09, 2026 - 11:43 UTC

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i hate Threads so this makes me happy 🤣
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when you think about it, gollum would do anything for hole.
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a very specific one, but still
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Bluesky.

Bluesky is Gollum. Isolated to an unhealthy degree, veers wildly between moods. Frequently nude.
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Often obsessed and combative over odd things.
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Mastodon.

Mastodon is Gollum. Specifically, this Gollum. You can tell it’s him, but it just doesn’t quite look right.
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Did you consider that Bluesky is this Gollum?
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Don’t have nudes on my Bluesky feed.
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I have chosen the correct Gollum
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I first read "rude," not "nude." Both track, though
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Waiting for Truth Social.
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I could do without the nude shit. ick!
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That... is an uncannily accurate assessment of Bluesky tbh. Yup.
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Damn. Got our asses.
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Hey! You can’t see us, you don’t know! 😅
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