looking forward to Matt Gaetz’s new career as a high-school-dance DJ
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Looking forward to his allegations getting leaked.
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He'll probably be a pastor in a church.
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I don't believe he would pass a background check required for third party contract vendors to work in a school.
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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Can he go back to congress after resigning? If so, does that make it easier for the report to come out?
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My crystal ball showed me this
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He will be running for my governor in 2 years. If we don’t get better leadership in our state Democratic Party, he might actually win.
God help us.
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And Hegseth’s as back stage helper at teenage beauty pageants.
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Yes, at an all girls reform school.
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I’m confused, did he resign from house seat he was just elected to or just the one he was serving?
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My best is Fox weekend host.
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He’ll have to take out Roy Moore first.
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Gaetz needs to be put on a SA Offender Watchlist to prevent him from getting anywhere near schools again. Maybe he could be a cabana boy for a retirement community back home in FL.
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Nope. He’ll have an appointed position in the Trump Admin.
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He would fit right in
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As long as he doesn't play Dancing Queen... For obvious reasons
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Hopefully after the FBI is done with him he won't be allowed within 500 yards of a school.
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I think he’s in the running to play Odo in porn version of Star Trek Generation: Star Trek Degeneration
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😂😂
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Wasn’t he re-elected? What’s going to happen to that?
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Is he allowed that close to a school?
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Florida Senator
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Do you think he'll be allowed near teenagers?
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He's headdddding straight to the space industry under leon's bosom...
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Or the creepy janitor
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You know he won't pull out of a high school early
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or a high schoolER, apparently
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He is probably unqualified for that too
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Chief leafblower.
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We were thinking about a used car sales man!!
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Maybe if Matt acts before Helmets also gets tossed out for Trump’s cabinetry, Gaetz can get his gig at Faux.
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One down, too many to go. I’m particularly concerned about the one who thinks we need an 8-year hiatus on infectious disease research.
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DeathSantis will probably reappoint him (unless Gaetz is afraid of the ethics investigation)
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Wondering how long before he has a restraining order requiring him to stay more than 1000 feet from any school allowing students to be under 18. (which should include a number of colleges.)
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I always saw him winning one half of a Beavis and Butt-Head look-a-like contest. In prison.
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I think most public schools actually have higher standards than Congress. We don’t let folks like him within a certain amount of feet of the building.
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Who? Gaetz? Matt Gaetz?
Don’t recognize the name.
Was he a caddy at Mar-a-Lago?
Or a coffee boy?
Actually, never heard of him.
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Does the Ethics Committee have any obligation to release their findings to the proper authorities in Florida?
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Is he even allowed on high school campuses?
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You mean Senator
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Hopefully the high-school will check the offenders list before booking.
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More likely a girls' soccer coach...
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Eewww
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He'll be spending more time with family. Always. Poor Ginger
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He won't pass the background check to be allowed in a high school
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Is Nickelodeon still on cable?
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Of course he doesn’t understand why trump can be all crimey and he can’t
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It's really his true passion.
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Didn’t I read he has eyes on running for FL Governor when Puddin fingers terms out?
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Gaetz no longer has the protection of the Senate or Trump. he’s gonna open season on him from law enforcement.
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Church youth director ..
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Not too sure I’d want to see Matt Gaetz near anybody under 40. Or over 40.

youtu.be/mpqI8QHengc?si=ajet02rxlmUXuro2
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And he can't be reinstated for the 119th, hopefully! 👏👏👏
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He can’t even collect unemployment because he quit. Tee-Hee
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He has a rich daddy who serves in the Florida state legislature.
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I mean thank God. At least he's not going to be head of the doj. That would have been a massive disaster. I guess we have to think about who's coming next in that role
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Hulk hogan
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Looks like Matt Geatz only recess appointment will be his next date at the playground!
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Or a Senator or the next governor of Florida. He’s like a bad penny, he’s not going away. He needs the spotlight.
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You laugh but Gaetz could end up as White House Counsel.
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At least he escapes prison. Shame on the GOP for even thinking of imposing a pedophile on us as AG. But hey, the king himself is a filthy spectacle, so not shocking.
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He is spoiled rich kid and laws don’t apply to him. Come to think of it isn’t he exactly like our President-Elect.
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What’s the over/under on how fast he retracts his resignation?
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Haha, That’s basically like Trump running a Miss World contest, just on a smaller scale.
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He shouldn’t be allowed to be 200 feet from a school.
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🤣🤣🤣
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I'm guessing in Florida dasantis will ban him from the sex registry😂😂😂😂
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Must be a wealthy MAGA suburb somewhere that needs a girls’ volleyball coach
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You know he's going to be rewarded with a cabinet post for his withdrawal
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My guess is he'll run for governor for the state of Florida. And the dumbasses down here will probably vote for him.
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He was still reelected this past cycle. He only resigned from THIS congress! He can be sworn into the next one in January.
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He really shouldn't be within 500 feet of any school.
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I presume he'll return to his old stomping grounds...
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Dancing With The Stars!
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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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I thought he was going to be Secretary of Debauchery.
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Ho that it put him back with17 years old girls! How a street sweeper! Or got herder !!
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I don't think that he'd pass the background check.
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Can he be that close to a High School?
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manager at Hot Dog On A Stick?
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Ewww - Even w/Chaperones
would NOT TRUST him anywhere near a high-school🤢
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He really should get his GED first. But then he'd have to go back to middle school before that. Could be asking too much of him???
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He won't be allowed near the high schools. I'd say they will have wanted posters warning the young girls but then, they probably seen his picture lots on their dating apps!
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That actually isn’t funny. He is no different than Diddy and should be in jail.
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That’s a good point. Wish someone would do some side by side comparisons of famous men who are universally thought of as vile and have been prosecuted, with their political counterparts - Trump, Gaetz, Hegseth, Musk! - accused of extremely similar behavior. Eye opening.
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Volleyball coach perhaps? 😂😂
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Aren’t there employment limitations for cradle-robbers?
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He couldn't pass the fbi background check to work around children
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Or counselor at a frat house?
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High schools should not let Matt Gaetz anywhere near them. There are too many teenage girls there.
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Doubt he’d be allowed within 1000 ft.
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Terrifying possibility
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He’s gonna run for Governor of FL. He’s FloridaMan, now.
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Don’t let him anywhere near teens!!
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Vapestore franchisee
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I can't believe we have a known trafficker of women and a person who has sex with girls under 18 AND the conservative political party was pretty close to making him the biggest law enforcement agent in our country
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Don’t even get me started 😡
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I live in Fl and I can’t wait to see our ignorant citizens elect him Governor.
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I wouldn’t let him anywhere near a high school…
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😂😂
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Maybe Gaetz and his weird, waxy face can remove himself from the public ethos for the foreseeable future.
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I live in Australia and just got off a conference call with a vendor in Florida. While engaged in the usual chit chat banter before the call really starts I jokingly told him that if a Mr Matt Gaetz applies for a programming job that he better check his references. The vendor proceeded to tell 1/
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Don’t you think Trump will just pick him for another position at the WH? One that doesn’t require senate approval?
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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😂😂😂😂
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He should not be allowed anywhere near a high school.
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I think Matt Gaetz will hold out for Youth Pastor. Far more weekends in tents and sleeping bags.
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Don't you think he will start a travel company for 17 and under? He will bill that he can "supervise" your teens while you take a break.....every parents dream.....
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As long as he can stay 500 feet away.
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If he is really guilty - I hope he gets jail not a “Let’s Make A Deal”…with non-disclosure kiss off! 👍🏼
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I don't believe Matty's allowed within a hundred feet of a school, especially one where underage girls will be dancing.
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He was reelected. Does he not take his seat in the house in the next session?
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He resigned the seat to preempt the release of the ethics report.
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He resigned to be AG
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He resigned from the job he did have before resigning from the job he thought he had. No take backsies allowed.
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yes, he was reelected, but if he takes his seat in the house pretty sure this report will come back to haunt him. Not sure if he wants that.
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Daddy always save him
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George, that’s just wrong.
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That may have to wait as rumor has it he's grounded for a month.
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He’ll have as many recess appointments as he wants now.
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🤣🤣🤣
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I don’t know whether to laugh or nervous laugh. 😩😩
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Noooooo!
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Would you let your high school age daughter near him?
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My sick worry is knowing that Gaetz is a big bud of DeSantis and knowing that there's a Senate seat opening to replace Rubio.
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Lunch room monitor.
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Not high school travel agent?
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She was just 17, you know what I mean…
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Bar and Bat Mitzvahs too!
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Please. Who’s going to let him near a school?
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He should be one of those “be healed” TV preachers. He could make bank and still commit crimes. Hide behind the cloth type pervert suites him.
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Um, he won’t be allowed in high schools with his ostensible record of assignations with underange girls…
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Can he pass a background check to get on a high school campus? I don’t think so. Jessica Lunsford law, wasn’t that it?
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He COULD pass a backside check, at least one for teen girls. What a creep.
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Trump will probably make him an ambassador so he can go abroad and embarrass the country internationally.
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Nancy Mace’s House Gender Inspector
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I can just imagine:
Wait! You want to come in here? I need to see your tits and your vagina. RFN!
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Would they let him be that close to teenagers?🤭
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I think Fox may be down a host. He seems perfect for them.
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He should never be allowed near a school.
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Im sure he'll find a slot on Faux News. 🙄
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Just make sure he’s not in charge of the punch bowl.
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😂🤣😂🤣
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It's the Peter Principle (or in his case, the pecker principle). He'll fail upwards to Rubio's Senate seat.
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I that culture he’d be fired immediately
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No! We can't let him around young girls. Shepherd would be safer.
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I don’t think he’s allowed within 100 yards of a school
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Nope, no pedophile allowed in schools
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He's a great spinner i heard
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Gosh i hope not! Keep him away from kids!
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EVERY school nationwide should issue a restraining order against Gaetz and keep him away until he's deceased and planted under the porta potty.
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Only he won’t be allowed near a high school, because, you know, his offender status.
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He should be kept more than 500 feet from a school at all times
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Not going to be allowed within 300 feet of a school sir
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😂😅
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Funny how Gaetz pulled out and lost interest once November turned 21…
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Please not in a high school. He would love that…
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Not even funny
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He's one of those people who, if you look at his countenance, you feel Ike you need a session with an exorcist.
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Should he really be allowed near children..asking for every underage girl on the planet
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Don't they all end up in Dancing with the stars?? 🤭
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He’s going back into Congress. He’s going to raise his hand and lie about his commitment to the constitution when he’s sworn in for the 119th Congress with everyone else
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He’s the next Fox News star.
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We needed that, phew !
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“DJ Statutory”
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Pam Bondi coming up. She was the fixer on the Patriots owner Robert Kraft sex trafficking debalce in Florida. She was owed. www.nytimes.com/2019/02/22/sports/robert-kraft-jupiter-orchids-arrest.html
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Perhaps he will be hired by Morning Joe as an analyst.
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That pedophile should be banned from all kids. Peiod!
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Is it possible he will/can run to fill his seat in the special election?
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Don't let him near your children
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Not like he’d be able to be an attorney with that rep
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I'm guessing Matt Gaetz will be back to swear in to the next Congress. He only resigned from the current one.
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