Groovy Tasia @groovytasia.bsky.social

Journalist. Comedian.JD/MA. Art & activism #Blacksky

Head writer, Producer & Antagonist in The Tasia Show, a show that is completely made up & entirely in my head

https://beacons.ai/groovytasia

Him: Can you please stop using the bananas like they are phones

Me: But how am I supposed to contact the gorillas?

Him: You're unbelievable!

Gorilla *over banana*: When are you leaving him?
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev
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"12 Years a Beginner": my story about a 4000 day Duolingo streak followed by taking an actual evaluation exam with a French teacher
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FROVO @frovo.bsky.social
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sure sex is great but have you ever had fried cheese
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madeline odent @oldenoughtosay.com
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all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant
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ProPublica Guild @propublicaguild.org
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We’re on strike today! Support our fight for a fair contract by NOT visiting the @propublica.org website or engaging with ProPublica stories today.

Tell ProPublica’s management you won’t cross the picket line: actionnetwork.org/petitions/tell-propublica-agree-to-real-job-protections-now
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Oh, Bluesky’s dying? Get in fucking line, buddy, we all are.
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FROVO @frovo.bsky.social
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ME: the opposite of antibiotic is unclebiotic

PHARMACIST: the opposite of probiotic is amateurbiotic

*we kiss*
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Sorry I was late to the meeting. The dog had to spin around 80 times to make sure he was pooping at the right angle.
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Bolts @boltsmag.org
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ICE has already been active in New York, but not yet at the scale seen elsewhere. Local officials are looking to other states and cities for lessons on how to prepare for a mass deployment of federal agents.
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friend: my new car has incredible horse power

me: *also knowing about cars* mine has mild gasoline power
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me
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Just think in 100 years family heirlooms will be garbage from amazon with brand names like TFANYKO
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social
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How am I supposed to trust my instacart shopper after finding out they are not an interdimensional being.
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FROVO @frovo.bsky.social
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DOG TEACHER: did you finish your homework

DOG STUDENT: (still chewing) almost
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Yesterday is today, and today is made up. There is no today. DON'T FALL FOR THE LIES. THEY ARE LYING TO YOU. Have a good day.
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social
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Oh, you got me a chocolate bunny? Cool, thanks for the 95% air by volume.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
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Science is so fucking cool, and about half of my country are too stupid to care.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
10d
Just got home from work and all of my wife's stuff is gone. This is her best April Fools' prank ever!
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
10d
Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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Follow your heart. Track its movements. Kill it before it destroys you.
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev
10d
me: I'm sorry I reported your email as a phishing attempt

boss: it was funnier the first 7 times
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What's it like dating me? Well i just spent 20 minutes crying into my coffee because a hummingbird built a nest on the door handle of a Ritz Carlton and the hotel locked down that entire entrance way and put signs up saying "Nature is in progress" and to not disturb them
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If you make up a song called "I think my depression is back" and sing it for 20 minutes straight, apparently your neighbor will yell "yes, it is."
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social
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The words of an authoritarian
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Waking up every day for the last year, worried about what fresh hell will be unleashed.
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I guess i never looked into the metaverse because honestly, if it looks like this, I want whatever drugs are fueling his delusions
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Also, the Afroman trial has brought me so much joy. I have been laughing so hard.
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State had tornado siren testing today and I knew it was coming and I still jumped 😭
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I realized the problem with maga is they are so fucking dumb. Because why was someone saying there needs to be more diversity in the type of clubs and they are attacking her for being "woke". They go through this world so fucking stupid and hateful.
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That dress looks like she got it from a 50 cent bin at a thrift market
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