How am I supposed to trust my instacart shopper after finding out they are not an interdimensional being.

April 03, 2026 - 03:40 UTC

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hey where in the hell have you been?!
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Trapped in the underworld trying 2 retrieve my 12 poltergeist children!!
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sorry Kamie gosh I WAS BUSY HAUNTING THE CVS CASHIER HANG ON
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I was so worried, I thought you shapeshifted into a raven and got caught in Nick Cave's hair!
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Oh, wow. May the quantum gods be with you. *making the sign of a 6d cross*
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