✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social

the lovechild of Dolly & Elvira

actor who podcasts

bama alum, ATLien

https://linktr.ee/glitterburrito

How Did You Get Here, Jamie?

Thank you to @celebrityhottub.bsky.social for cohosting this fever dream of a life story so far, and reminding me to shine the light on myself a little too.
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I bought a very nice bag for a very cheap (for its market value) price and I have been watching the tracking update like one of the stalker boyfriends in a dark romance audiobook
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I found a singular Mourning Cloak butterfly wing today; it was so beautiful up close
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fiddling as rome burns ❌
watching mma as america crumbles ✅
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pig'slaundry @pigslaundry.bsky.social
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Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social
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lrt i think my favorite factoid about the "PIRACY. IT'S A CRIME." ads is that the typeface used in them was a pirated version of a commercial use typeface. piracy for me but not for thee ig lol
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I s2g I finally take a nap and wake up in another dimension with 147 unread texts
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she’s here
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Siri play My Girls by Animal Collective
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Micah @rincewind.run
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women were kept out of meetings and career opportunities at Pixar because John Lasseter was so much of a sex pest that people decided it was easier to simply not have them in the room with him

how many talented women didn’t get a fair chance because one guy couldn’t behave himself?
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social
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lol they put a blow up alien in the window of the recovery ship to greet the astronauts
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@slashherpod.bsky.social I was rolllingggg at the cut of the charmed theme song in commentary
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Sound up! Sven has something to say. 🥹

As spring rolls in, our rescued Arctic fox is shedding his winter coat. In the wild, Arctic foxes swap white for brown to blend into the tundra when the snow melts.

📹: Animal care staff Brittany
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I could probably keep going. Anyways read Hell Is A World Without You and watch Fundie Fridays on YouTube
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(finally got to theatre camp bc my grandparents paid for it from their VERY small salary and it wasn’t sleepaway)

no Halloween/trick or treat, which I begged to do at 12 because “it’s the last year I could do it”. we all see how I celebrate and love it now.

No movies over PG rating til I was 17
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no extracurricular activities that had events on Sundays, so I had to drop theatre til I could drive myself and quit non-school sponsored dance

no piercings other than loves (jokes on u mom)

no spending the night unless mom knew the parents from church

no camp except church camp
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couldn’t play Pokémon at first because it was “satanic”

couldn’t date but then mom cried and asked if I was gay

couldn’t read HP

couldn’t wear most clothes for my age groups

Couldn’t listen to “secular” music for almost a decade

sent to weight watchers at 12 because I was 12lb overweight
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I just said “I need a deep conditioning mask for my brain” like the one for my hair and had the most stoned 19 year old follow up thought of “psychological conditioner and shampoo by bf skinner”
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booby flay @bakebythepound.bsky.social
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but these turtles at a birthday party on top of a cake are a close second
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this would definitely get me an exorcism in some circles.
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all the animals gathered aorund me when i turned on the artemis II return. the mammals yearn for space.
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father pls.
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I’m serious gun to my head you couldn’t get me to care about work tasks today.
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thinking of that first summer we all joined bsky (2023?) and i accidentally started a chain of spectrum self-assessments
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good morning shut up I need everyone to see this mom from Rome, Georgia saying “it’s giving war crime” and succinctly telling the truth

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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social
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I submit that most of our inability to process the world is because we don’t actually try and process it
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cookies n cream cinnamon roll
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Sam Gad Jones @samgadjones.bsky.social
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I knew it was bad but really didn’t appreciate it was quite this bad

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social
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Had such a lovely time recording this with @parismarx.com!! Also this is the podcast debut of the new bookshelves lmao
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gay ❌
straight ❌
pan ❌
bi ❌
italian ✅
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