the K is for kwestionable

my ๐Ÿ’Ÿ: @augustreverie.bsky.social

my nonsense:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm

I am in my fun era
aka midlife crisis
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remember posting this mid crap around the same time last year?

-bsky memories
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iโ€™m doing the type of intermittent fasting where i start eating when i wake up and donโ€™t stop until bed time
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hey banks stop offering me credit cards have you learned nothing
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She's the one that they call ol' Whatsername
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In the category of awkward misunderstandings:

The nurse extended her hand. I shook it. She actually wanted my paperwork.
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Awake and about to make it everyone's treat
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ME: [first day as a detective] Was the robber armed?

VICTIM: No

ME: *writing โ€˜probably a snakeโ€™ in my notepad* Thank you.
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I have a theory. Sex is nice.
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bet the astronauts were like wow yโ€™all got so old
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Talking to anyone under 30 makes me feel ancient.
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does anyone not on bluesky know who jerry is
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Let me just go slip on something more comfortable

[places banana peel on a bouncy house floor]
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Know the difference!

Camelot was a place in olden times. Came alot means itโ€™s time to grab a towel
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You arenโ€™t special I disappoint everyone
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if im following you and youโ€™re following me then arenโ€™t we essentially walking around in circles
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โ€œyou make me happyโ€ is a top tier compliment
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And on Friday, we pizza.
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can u come over and cuddle
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Dough transformation complete, get some
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So next time I say "I love you to the moon and back" it literally means I'll love you for 9d:1h:31m:35s
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Now to drown my sorrows in dino nuggets
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โ€œbluebirds arenโ€™t actually blue

their feathers just only reflect colors in the blue spectrum of light visible to humansโ€

bitch. thatโ€™s what blue means
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I stay under the radar by being irrelevant
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[Folding second basket of clean clothes]

Is it too late to become a nudist?
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yโ€™all remember when that chihuahua quiero-ed some taco bell?

ahh simpler times
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[shouting over club music] SO YOU SEE IT CHANGES THE ENTIRE CONTEXT WHEN YOU REALIZE THE FULL QUOTE IS โ€˜THE BLOOD OF THE COVENANT IS THICKER THAN THE WATER OF THE WOMBโ€™
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I'm gonna make you fall in love with me (threat)
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As you know, the last 4 months ive been helping friends whos daughter just passed away from cancer. I dont like asking for money but im 2k in the red after doing this. Ill work for it if youre willing to commission me. And if youre willing to tip me that would be amazing as I am exhausted. โฌ‡๏ธ
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probably gonna be pretty checked out this weekend, still haven't caught up on all the onlyfans creme egg vids from last weekend
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waffles or pancakes? wrong, french toast
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