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I am in my fun era
aka midlife crisis
aka midlife crisis
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the K is for kwestionable
my ๐: @augustreverie.bsky.social
my nonsense:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
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remember posting this mid crap around the same time last year?
-bsky memories
-bsky memories
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iโm doing the type of intermittent fasting where i start eating when i wake up and donโt stop until bed time
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In the category of awkward misunderstandings:
The nurse extended her hand. I shook it. She actually wanted my paperwork.
The nurse extended her hand. I shook it. She actually wanted my paperwork.
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ME: [first day as a detective] Was the robber armed?
VICTIM: No
ME: *writing โprobably a snakeโ in my notepad* Thank you.
VICTIM: No
ME: *writing โprobably a snakeโ in my notepad* Thank you.
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Let me just go slip on something more comfortable
[places banana peel on a bouncy house floor]
[places banana peel on a bouncy house floor]
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Know the difference!
Camelot was a place in olden times. Came alot means itโs time to grab a towel
Camelot was a place in olden times. Came alot means itโs time to grab a towel
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if im following you and youโre following me then arenโt we essentially walking around in circles
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So next time I say "I love you to the moon and back" it literally means I'll love you for 9d:1h:31m:35s
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โbluebirds arenโt actually blue
their feathers just only reflect colors in the blue spectrum of light visible to humansโ
bitch. thatโs what blue means
their feathers just only reflect colors in the blue spectrum of light visible to humansโ
bitch. thatโs what blue means
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[Folding second basket of clean clothes]
Is it too late to become a nudist?
Is it too late to become a nudist?
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[shouting over club music] SO YOU SEE IT CHANGES THE ENTIRE CONTEXT WHEN YOU REALIZE THE FULL QUOTE IS โTHE BLOOD OF THE COVENANT IS THICKER THAN THE WATER OF THE WOMBโ
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As you know, the last 4 months ive been helping friends whos daughter just passed away from cancer. I dont like asking for money but im 2k in the red after doing this. Ill work for it if youre willing to commission me. And if youre willing to tip me that would be amazing as I am exhausted. โฌ๏ธ
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probably gonna be pretty checked out this weekend, still haven't caught up on all the onlyfans creme egg vids from last weekend
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