ME: [first day as a detective] Was the robber armed?

VICTIM: No

ME: *writing ‘probably a snake’ in my notepad* Thank you.

April 11, 2026 - 09:17 UTC

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ME: [first day as a detective] Was the robber armed?

VICTIM: No

RICHARD KIMBLE: Well, you’re half right.
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now thats a joke!
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10/10
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Thank you 👊🏼
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racist cops would rather pin another one on a snake than investigate an eel
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😂😂
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ME: [first day as a detective] Was the robber armed?

VICTIM: No

ME: *writes ‘check out cornhole circuit’* ty
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This took me WAY too long to figure out 😬
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That’s really, really bad. Really bad. Wow. 😁
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