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You & me both, Monty. 🍆
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39 yo sciencey gay • lefty • orchid addict • data monkey • Bristol UK
Religious views: Eurovision • the Metric System
He/Him
Often in tandem with @joedunckley.bsky.social
Occasionally found in 🇵🇹 flavour.
Pretends to be shocked that the Venn diagram of Irish 'fuel' protestors and racists is a circle.
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Three balloons (& because Bristol, I have to stress, not hot air balloons) have blown into my garden today. No idea where they're coming from, but thanks for the plastic pollution. 😒
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They absolutely 100% do not care where the money is coming from. If they cared about the morality of their money they wouldn't exist as a political party.
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Recreate your own Artemis splashdown with three Tunnocks teacakes and a Nespresso pod
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As someone who does his best to avoid the US political omnishambles I wasn't aware of any Epstein allegations surrounding Melania... so she's Barbara Steisand-ed that well into the spotlight.
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‼️Greens GAIN Kent council seat from Reform
🟢 Grn: 39% (+27)
➡️ Ref: 33% (-7)
🔵 Con: 15% (-4)
🔴 Lab: 10% (-12)
⚪️ Ind: 1% (-2)
🟠 Lib: 1% (-2)
Ward: Cliftonville (+/- vs 2025 election)
🟢 Grn: 39% (+27)
➡️ Ref: 33% (-7)
🔵 Con: 15% (-4)
🔴 Lab: 10% (-12)
⚪️ Ind: 1% (-2)
🟠 Lib: 1% (-2)
Ward: Cliftonville (+/- vs 2025 election)
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Literally the worst hitchhiking I've ever seen.
Illegible sign, sat down... #RaceAcrossTheWorld
Illegible sign, sat down... #RaceAcrossTheWorld
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Loving how much American woodcock season is taking off on tiktok #peent CC: @thelabandfield.bsky.social
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Also…
“some of the people and projects that benefited from Delo’s largesse had expressed hardline positions on immigration, nationalism and abortion”
So, where “champion of free speech” = someone who wants to be able to be a racist, nationalist misogynist.. but out loud.
God damn these people.
“some of the people and projects that benefited from Delo’s largesse had expressed hardline positions on immigration, nationalism and abortion”
So, where “champion of free speech” = someone who wants to be able to be a racist, nationalist misogynist.. but out loud.
God damn these people.
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PM Sanchez with all the great lines:
“Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”
“Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”
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“Thank you to Pakistan for cleaning up this mess which we were actively facilitating and cheerleading despite it destroying our own economy and the security partner on whose behalf we were doing so repeatedly calling us pathetic losers.”
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The issue with any highly militarised nation (like the US) where a large proportion of your GDP is splurged on military spending is that you can't then let that manpower & hardware sit around idle, otherwise it's 'wasting' money. So there's always a temptation to launch into a stupid war.
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Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:
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Artemis II just set a new record: the furthest any human has ever been from Earth.
But how far is that? I made a to-scale diagram of the Earth–Moon system to try to make sense of it. 🧵
But how far is that? I made a to-scale diagram of the Earth–Moon system to try to make sense of it. 🧵
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Bon bons in the shape of 'O's, made from whey....
Bon bon bon, let me hear you say whey-O (whey-O).
Bon bon bon, let me hear you say whey-O (whey-O).
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I mean, what are you demanding touching to *be*? How can it be anything other than electron interaction?
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