Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

April 07, 2026 - 10:48 UTC

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THAT is funny. Oh my dog.
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@devdoodle.bsky.social
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@jordantyranny.bsky.social
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@derbuddler.bsky.social lol
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I think it has a nice ring to it!

“So what do you do?”
“Oh me? I’m a Dinosaur Smarty!”
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I only got the joke after reading your post 🤦‍♀️
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@melanieduring.com
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those who tagged me, thank you for making me feel grateful to be me and making me smile big!!!

all i ever wanted to be was a dinosaur smartie!!!
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Living the dream!
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I just saw this and thought of you immediately, but decided to check before tagging you. I'm so glad you saw it. :D
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I am absolutely tickled that it seems that Jordan is generally acclaimed dinosaur smartie of Bluesky.

This calls for a special verification icon, imo
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I saw this, and immediately went to go tag you, only to find out others had beat me to it!

You are the best dinosaur smartie I know!
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I think we can call them both tbh
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Nick.
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🏆
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Very good 🤣 (thank you for not saying Archaeologists 🙏)
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dammit nestle... get it right! lol...
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WTF makes them "Dinosaur"?
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❤️
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I'd buy Dinosaur Hotties.
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@paleontologizing.bsky.social lol
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@jordantyranny.bsky.social …
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oh shit almost jinx
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😂😂😂
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nice
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And, they are chewy and delicious!

😈🥰
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Smarties ain’t chewie (not the ones pictured anyhow).
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Paleontologists?! 🤯🫣
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@stevenraymorris.bsky.social lol
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Nestlé is really a villain company, but at the moment if I had the choice between them and an American company ...
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They can identify however they want. Just keep with the documentary source material.
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😂💕
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Hah!! Brilliant!
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😂
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Dinosaur Smarties sounds more fun, though. And you could match your animal specialty to a flavor.
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Allow me to use the opportunity and mention that Nestle knowingly sold contaminated baby formula, in one case moving the contaminated stock to southeast Asia when they expected it to be discovered.
Also, made multiple attempts to privatize drinking water access and opposed it being a human right.
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Lol.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Canadian, yes?
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@plankie.nl
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Lmao
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“Frustrated Ross Geller voice”.
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After he stole all that beer
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Lol. Came here to do this!
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They're called M&Ms or W&Es because they're not as good as M&Ms.
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Superb dad joke there, Nick. Nicely done.
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😂
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Bwahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
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😁
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Still won't buy #boycottusa
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@restingdinoface.bsky.social :)
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I read this as Smatties at first and heard it in a Deep Masshole accent.
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Oh.
I thought that was the scientific term for cancer-medics of no color 🫢
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😅🤣😂
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Ian Malcolm is an M&M (I'll let individual imaginations decide which one)
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I believe that's the second meaning...
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Wins the internet today
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