my main mental illness is that I post too good
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youtu.be/oWChnlKcnrI
here's a fun comedy animated thing about a lady and her demon friend/freeloader roommate hunting a ghost
here's a fun comedy animated thing about a lady and her demon friend/freeloader roommate hunting a ghost
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surely somebody must have spotted the container marked "Biohazardous Waste" that all these creatures got dumped out of and into the capitol building
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maintenance folks are in the apartment across from me and using some sort of drill that sounds like it's screaming in quick, one second bursts
it's doing wonders for my already extremely sturdy mental walls
it's doing wonders for my already extremely sturdy mental walls
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the 2028 presidential candidates are going to be two monster trucks, the red one will be programmed to say various racist things when its horn is honked, and the blue one will be programmed to agree with what is being honked but not the tone
both will ramp off of shit and crash onto protestors
both will ramp off of shit and crash onto protestors
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I'm going to BED to make FRIENDS in my DREAMS and then BETRAY THEM to the DREAM DEVOURER and collect THREE DREAM COINS per BETRAYAL
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if God didn't want us to eat hummingbirds he wouldn't have made them so delicious looking and easily lured to hummingbird feeders
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elect me president next, I can't fuck it up worse and if anybody asks me to approve war crimes I will cry loudly until they go away
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Let's figure out a clever π€ and truly unorthodox π€―(but ethical π) way to build lots of guillotines (for purely comedic π€£purposes of course!)
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teaching myself how to spin around super fast and drill into the ground
haven't made a lot of progress, unless you count knocked-down ferns and ficuses progress, which I do
haven't made a lot of progress, unless you count knocked-down ferns and ficuses progress, which I do
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I can't imagine why I feel tired, sad, and angry all the time & why it started pretty much right after I saw the Ferguson protests go down live in 2014 & was like "wait a minute that's not how we do things?" then reading about how yes that's how we do things & always have
but why so eepy tho lolllz
but why so eepy tho lolllz
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got two weeks to figure out how to best set myself up for environmental storytelling when the scavengers find me
maybe I'll be JUST about to tip over the first domino in a super complicated array (which will somehow still be intact)
or like, seeing how many ping pong balls fit in my various ππππππ
maybe I'll be JUST about to tip over the first domino in a super complicated array (which will somehow still be intact)
or like, seeing how many ping pong balls fit in my various ππππππ
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there's still morons on this site like "Kamala wouldn't have done this shit"
so invent a time machine that can travel to alternate timelines and brunch it up over in the Kamalaverse, you serve no purpose in this one
so invent a time machine that can travel to alternate timelines and brunch it up over in the Kamalaverse, you serve no purpose in this one
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Americans owe it to the world to topple our bloodthirsty regime as soon as possible, by any means necessary. This cannot be allowed to continue. It will never end, until we end it.
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honestly, when he goes, we should just leave him moldering where he dropped
it's what he would have done for us
it's what he would have done for us
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"If you remove him you get Vance." You're familiar with Donald J Trump's foreign policy where we remove a country's leaders one by one until we get to one we can do business with? No reason impeachment can't work the same way
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genuinely think people outside of America don't realize how big this place is, how militarized and murderous our police are, how little our politicians care, how disconnected and impoverished we have been intentionally made to be, how we still have slavery just with extra steps. we really suck gang
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"Why don't Americans ________?"
For the same reason the Russians don't. Or people from any other country where a corrupt government routinely murders citizens.
For the same reason the Russians don't. Or people from any other country where a corrupt government routinely murders citizens.
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I have a bit more time to get this together, another night but have made zero progress, please help if you can, even a repost makes a difference. X
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itβs very important for our elected officials to post their disagreements and grave concerns with what the president said today, that way their constituents will know what values they are disregarding by continuing to sit on their hands
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Republicans out of power: We did it by constantly yelling
Republicans in power: We did it because fuck you
Republicans in power: We did it because fuck you
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Dems out of power: Can't do it, don't have a majority
Dems in power: Can't do it, don't have a supermajority
Dems in power: Can't do it, don't have a supermajority
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I would tell people to be careful not to say anything that may get them arrested today but the other day they said they'd track you down for dissing people for having families that aren't cute so... I don't know... go out with a banger I guess.
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Here are the stories of some of the human beings who died horrific deaths from preventable disease because Trump and Musk and their flunkies decided to murder them by gleefully destroying USAID and the entire global aid system:
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