Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
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The nuns in The Sound of Music outsmarted the nazis by taking wires from the distributor cap
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Holy fuck instant follow ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค
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Never stop resisting
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Delete Jira tickets? ๐Ÿคฃ
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I got mad that I saw a coworker closing tickets without solving them, but now I know he was resisting.
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That's why IT tickets get closed with nothing done?
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Accidentally
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Delete jira tickets? Geeze, and here I thought the world moved on to github. >_<
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They do different things. You're thinking of Bitbucket.
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The Canadian museum in Normandy includes the pillbox outside on the official tour. Poorly mixed concrete, incorrectly laid rebar, and a tube meant to drop grenades upon the enemy which looped back around so it'd land at the thrower's feet. So cool to see what sabotage can wreak.
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LMAO the tube looping back around. I love it.
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That is how the French resisted the NAZIs.

That and blowing up railroads but America doesnโ€™t have any infrastructure to destroy left, lack of maintenance did that already.
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Doesnโ€™t take much.
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These two remind me that competence is as easily weaponizable as incompetence...in the right place, at the right time. The frontier of the rebellion is everywhere.
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you can be a rebel hero by just not helping them fix their shit fast enough
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Decaf instead of regular! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Brilliant.
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This is not trivial. All acts of non cooperation accumulate and put a burden on the machine and morale.
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Without any risks? Other than getting shot to death
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Yeah I'd do that to someone for giving me decaf when I ordered regular
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jokes on you i dont have a job
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Starbucks employees. When they order, whatever name they give you, write "Biff" on the cup. Don't forget to spit.
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Donโ€™t even have to do anything for real. Just hand them their food with a cheeky grin
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'delete jira tickets' is the most San Francisco thing I've ever seen (this week).
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delete jira tickets
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Decaf instead of regular was my old trick at Starbucks for rude customers. Served with a smile and a "have a nice day."
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Love the list, just not sure where the Jira tickets come in (I know what they are).
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Insert random asterisks into their SAS code. CHINGA LA MIGRA!
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I'm sure their operation has all sorts of tech infrastructure, and people who are tasked to maintain it. If not, similar task management tools are used for all sorts of operations, maybe they use them to map out raids or something. Sure would suck if a big ticket got edited or misplaced by mistake.
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your car can stall right in front of 630 Sansome, every day. so can his, and hers, and that one. it just happens, man. I don't know
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Now is the time to be fucking useless.
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No you don't have to actually meet them.
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Weaponised incompetence is the one type of resistance that, by default, men have been taught for years.
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Didnโ€™t expect to see these posted on Bluesky! Hereโ€™s a printable version if anyone wants it (the bottom is gone in the original pic because the bottom half of the flyer was a bunch of tear-offs lol)
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Has anyone heard of "tire drainers" ?
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mirror URL from my website files.highlysuspect.agency/random/lose_paperwork.png (imgur seems to block VPNs ๐Ÿ˜’)
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Being blue collar & working in the trades it cracks me up now that peons like me will be a critical tool in overthrowing this regime. Not the billionaires, not the celebrities. Around the world & the U.S. itโ€™s normals fighting back risking everything while the elite live in their billionaire bunkers
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โ€œdelete jira ticketsโ€ #OnlyInSF
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Itโ€™s nice to see someone spell lose correctly. It is so rare these days.
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โ€œWhen a Soviet soldier comes to you, YOU:

1. Donโ€™t know
2. Donโ€™t care
3. Donโ€™t tell
4. Donโ€™t have
5. Donโ€™t know how to
6. Donโ€™t give
7. Canโ€™t do
8. Donโ€™t sell
9. Donโ€™t show
10. Do nothingโ€

Veฤernรญ Praha (Evening Prague)
August 26, 1968
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Oooh I think Iโ€™m gonna art up a version of this in letter size and paste em up around town.
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๐Ÿ’ฏ This is how they did it during WWII
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I really don't recommend striping spark plugs.
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A lot of chain store automotive repair companies will deflect responsibility, especially if it takes a while to notice the issue. This all falls under the discretion and ladder of risk the individual is willing to accept as a mistake
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It's giving "you are a regular guy" Jacob Wysocki
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Probably not. But planitir almost certainly does.
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Oopsโ€ฆ some good trouble
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Decades of this for every person who even voted for this treasonous regime.

None should ever be allowed to live this down.

They need to be constantly reminded that ignorance, selfishness and hate have lasting consequences.
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i don't get it
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If you're forced to interact with them in any way, do hard-to-notice acts of resistance.

Example: "Overtighten lug nuts." If you're "fixing" something, fix it wrong. Every minute they're slowed is a minute they can't hurt anyone.

Be a wrench in their gears (with plausible deniability).
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Do normal people know about Jira now? Egads.
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The sign is from SF, so not exactly normal people on that score
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Very much against my will, but yes
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never underestimate malicious compliance as well.
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Work-to-rule, done with immense spite and intentional malice, is so useful
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Nice to see "simple sabotage" is still going strong in this year of our lord.
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Yes, please delete Jira tickets.
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Any allergies we should be aware of?
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Decaf? Hell I'd keep a pot of coffee around that's been on the burner all day and is slowly turning to sludge, that's way worse than decaf.
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No, thatโ€™s too obvious. The goal is honest mistakes and plausible deniability.
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In my experience at McDonaldโ€™s, that pot *is* the decaf pot.
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I think you'd taste that immediately before your colon prolapses. Sneaky decaf is a more subtle fuck-you. Ideally the deliverer gets to keep doing it, although they could say "oops I thought you ordered the pink sock special".
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Decaf plus their incipient diabeetus gives a world where they are just asleep in the carpark, oblivious to all around them
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Giving them decaf instead of caffeine denies them the benefit of caffeine. It's not about it being unpleasant, it's about hampering their ability to function.
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xylitol sweetener is the answer

...iykyk
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๐Ÿ’ฏ

Remember this, try.
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Needs a Da Share Zone link lol
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This was our book of resistance against totalitarianism.
www.holybooks.com/wp-content/uploads/Total-Resistance.pdf
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deliver late, take naps
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What is a jira ticket and what does it mean to delete it?
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Jira is a project management framework. It's basically throwing away a digital "to-do" sticky note, like ignoring a tech support request.
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Yeah I buy this is real
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Yo going up to a i.ce rental and striping the lugnuts or popping the hood to strip the plugs is a HUGE risk. I appreciate the ideas. All excellent. But telling ppl thereโ€™s no risk is a lie.
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It seems most aimed at technicians who are tasked with support work
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My read of this isnโ€™t for a rando to do it, but the guy at the rental company โ€œaccidentallyโ€ doing these things. (Because at least where I am, the vehicles theyโ€™re using are flet vehicles.)

I mean, the flyer is wrong and you *can* be penalized, but not with jail or death. Youโ€™d just get written up.
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When they come to get their lunch
When they come to register at their pre-booked accomodation
When they come to pick up their rental car
When they can't get the wifi to work
When they can't find the address
When they are having trouble with their card

It all adds up. The tiny inconveniences of life
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Accidentally cancel hotel reservationsโ€ฆ
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Gods know the bigots used this against LGBT people all these decades just for being here, so yaknow.
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Weaponized incompetence
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Reminds me of something the French Resistance would post back in the 40s.
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Sorry what are jira tickets?
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Jira is a collaborative software tool for project management, issue tracking, and bug tracking. Itโ€™s made by a company called Atlassian, which also makes a popular content management software called Confluence.
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If I was making a coffee for an ice goon, decaf would be the least of their problems ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Fuck ICE, justice for Alexi Pretti to name one of countless brutality targets, start making community groups in real life, support local music scenes, be nice to animals, and have fun poking around this site if you like dogpatch.press/about/
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Thanks for the alt text and for the photo, I love it so much
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I don't get it. What do these things have to do with fighting ICE?
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You can avoid being shot by doing quiet resistance, they can't abduct people if their cars break down. Sabotage, monkey wrenching, etc are time honored tactics to win logistically without violence.

bsky.app/profile/genghiskazoo.bsky.social/post/3mduu2i7o3c2g
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Right on! Non-violent does not mean peaceful or passive. Lots of ways to fuck things up without violence๐Ÿ’ฏ
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I mean, if you're caught doing this, they'll just say it's "violence" anyway and punish you accordingly.

The conclusion to be drawn from this must be left as an exercise for the reader.
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Feel like I've seen plenty of work slowdowns cause by creating jira tickets as well.
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"My idiocy is praxis, actually"
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This is right out of the CIA manual for sabotage.
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We CAN be a nation of fuck ups! I believe in us!! #AmericanIncompetence
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I mean... there are risks, like tear gas affecting the ability to have children in the future
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stripping a spark plug ๐Ÿ˜”
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"delete Jira tickets"

Didn't need to label it San Francisco.
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I live on the east Coast and I've never heard of Jira in my life ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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โ€œNo bad ideas in a brainstorm, make groupthink a thing!โ€
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Our Jira installation doesn't allow "delete".
Although, it does allow "move to backlog", which is practically equivalent to "delete".
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Simple sabotage. This document explains and inspires
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Yes on the decaf.
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Ah yes good old fashioned monkey wrenchin'
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Long advocated this. Do it at work whenever a maga hat wearing chud showed up.
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And yet Senate Democrats donโ€™t seem willing to throw sand into the gears of the MAGA machinery at every opportunity presented to them
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That's because they're not on our side. They're on the side of ICE.
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Senate Democrats support ICE. You can tell by how they've spent 23 years helping Republicans expand it and make it worse. This is the same ICE we had in 2024. The people who created ICE aren't going to get rid of it.
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Their benefactors are making bank from the contracts ICE has signed with them , so itโ€™s fine actually
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It's an absolutely prime opportunity to stall out the Senate. They can't even take nuclear options to, e.g. abolish the filibuster, because they're about to lose control of the place in November and they don't want Democrats passing stuff with 51 votes
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UNder-tighten lug nuts.
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Looking forward to ICE employees fed up with this shit sabotaging the agency from within.
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If theyโ€™re hiring just anyone it seems inevitable that some of those hires will be people who intend to tear it down from within.
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it came out that 2 of prettiโ€™s shooters have been with ICE for years

donโ€™t hold out hope for literally anyone inside ICE
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I won't be holding my breath
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ICE is the Sturmabteilung, they are all Nazis and much like the Sturmabteilung will be discarded for the US Army, US Air Force and US Navy sooner or later, the only solution is Revolution.
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DELETE JIRA TICKETS!

NO MASTERS
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This one might actually work, considering that they let the French company Capgemini do their IT. Which in itself is already an act of sabotage, but I disgress.
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(The simple sabotage field manual, which is just an elaboration on the sign)
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This is a wild read!
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Follow @simple-sabotage.bsky.social for periodic reminders.
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Came to post this.
Thank you!
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Just found it in my library's ebook app!
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I love that this manual dates to WW2.
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FUCK YES THANK YOU
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I'd also volunteer the Handbook for Volunteers, iykyk.
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decaf instead of regular is diabolical
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My grandma had a tea party and that happened to me. I was in a groggy stupor among blue puffball hair ladies in flower dresses and couldn't figure out why after having several cups. When I found out, D'OH
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Jira tickets? Can someone explain?
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If you report IT issues, you 'open a ticket' so they can get back to you. Every time a ticket is deleted, it means you have to start the process all over again, back of the queue. The frustration of calling IT magnified to infinity!๐Ÿ˜
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Jira (gee-ra) is a popular project management software. I'm not sure how it would be used in the context of ICE, but I guess maybe it could be used to track operational tasks?
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Yep, it's the little things. Like right now, I have three ICE radio test sets in my backlog at work that I am supposed to be working on. I'll work on them when I get around to it. Which might be in March. Of next year.
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Delete jira tickets โค๏ธ
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I keep saying it but "tortilla toilet paper". May they never be allowed to eat in peace again. Everything ICE consumes should be "spicy".
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[I Work For ICE] bumper stickers on peoples cars you learn work for it.

Good's killer told people he was a frigging botanist.
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12 sugars
Or
12 Stevia
Grill grease side trap burger dunk!
๐Ÿคฎ floor flip! Scrap it off the Floor!
Xtra onion
Mustard
Oh the ways to resist!
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One of my neighbors has lived in the States since they were 14, and now have kids or their own. A week ago there was a raid on their house, and I saw their 12 year old kid get tackled for running, and repeatedly getting socked by at least 2 guys. Fucking police brutality style, for fleeing
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