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Are they taking nominations for next years FIFA Peace Prize yet?
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just found out the puppy bowl (12mil) got twice as many viewers as the tpusa halftime show (6mil) and im extremely disappointed at how few viewers that is. the puppy bowl deserved better.
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
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@techconnectify.bsky.social In your electric heater video you pointed out that they are close to 100% efficient because they are meant to produce heat. On cold days, does that mean my house as a system is approaching 100% efficiency, considering waste heat is the primary form of inefficiency?
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
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Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
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If you’re feeling uneasy, it’s probably because we now know we live in a country built on the blackmail of a dead pedophile who is Too Big to Fail, so Congress has to go home for a couple of months to figure out how talk about it without defenestrating the president and collapsing the economy.
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These guys have been throwing random people into gulags without a second thought but they've suddenly rediscovered the concept of presumption of innocence
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Anyone who says "This is what they voted for" in response to the tragedy unfolding in Texas is having a vile thought and needs to sit shamefully in a corner until they learn what solidarity is.
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republicans keep making life worse for working people and better for the rich and then we have elections and they’re like no that’s not true! and people believe them and then they just do it all again and it’s enough to make a rational person feel absolutely fucking insane
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Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials theonion.com/researchers-train-mice-to-choose-between-life-saving-me-1850554785/
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MAGA could remove everyone else from the United States, and within a week they'd be trying to deport each other.
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Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives
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Every time they say “we can’t afford that,” remember: they could afford armored tanks, a dictators birthday parade, and enough tear gas to choke a city. They just don’t want you fed, safe, or alive.
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We, as scientists, should really lean into threats of villainy (in the form of things conservatives don't like) in response to the proposed funding cuts.
"No funding? Well, guess I'll have to go develop more addictive algorithms for social media companies.
Or create more unnatural food additives"
"No funding? Well, guess I'll have to go develop more addictive algorithms for social media companies.
Or create more unnatural food additives"
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