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Why is it a duck call and not a quack pipe
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I don’t know, man, if I was flown 695,000 miles just to get from Florida to California, I’d be pissed at my travel agent
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Someone asked me what era of time I would thrive in and I said the Jurassic era because I’m a mouthy woman with an advanced math degree who would’ve been burned as a witch in any other time SO I MIGHT AS WELL SEE SOME DINOS.
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People are spreading the terrible rumor that I was friends with Nyarlathotep, also known as The Crawling Chaos. I used to attend some of the same parties as Nyarlathotep, but I never used his portals to travel between dimensions, and I was completely unaware of any human sacrifices.
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Families should be able to trade people, just like professional sports teams.
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only fox news would look at these stats and say “you know the problem here is too many teenagers don’t have babies”
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They didn't know a GD thing about air traffic control when they forced controllers out at the start of the term.
This is an entire administration that should be impeached.
They've done nothing but stupidly blunder their way through ignorant decisions that made things much worse and less safe.
This is an entire administration that should be impeached.
They've done nothing but stupidly blunder their way through ignorant decisions that made things much worse and less safe.
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the year is 2026. you're a jewish american woman. the world leader you most respect is the catholic pope. everything's fine.
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📌BREAKING: According to the Energy Information Administration, the price of gas in the United States jumped 25 percent from February to March, THE HIGHEST MONTHLY INCREASE ON RECORD.
As always, things are as bad as possible under this failing, lawless regime.
As always, things are as bad as possible under this failing, lawless regime.
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Both should be pursued. Neither impeachment and removal from Office nor the 25th amendment are likely to succeed. That’s not the point right now. The point is to continue to show how dangerous it is to keep this madman in office— and who is responsible for doing so
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The media arm of the party that is running cover for a pedophilia sex trafficking ring that implicates their president thinks the *real* problem is that not enough teenagers are getting pregnant these days.
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An avowed bad-faith republican can co-host a news show for a major network as an alleged journalist because the intent of corporate media is to support the republican party
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Trump, who personally trashed and taxed practically every one of our past allies, now blames NATO for not helping us with a war that was started to keep himself out of jail for raping children?🙄
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Wow, it's Thursday and the president that openly threatened the eradication of an entire civilization on Tuesday is somehow still the president.
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One of the most brazenly corrupt events in history will take place tomorrow when Jared Kushner represents the U.S. in critical negotiations with Iran to end the war while he accepts millions in fees (and billions in investments) from the Saudi gov’t which has been lobbying Trump to continue the war
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fascists have to be constantly shamed and ridiculed bc they exist in echo chambers where they are treated like monarchs
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I hate these evil motherfuckers with every fiber of my being and it's still not enough. I need more fibers
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Finished Shrinking S3 and that really is one of the best shows on TV right now, I am shocked I don't hear more about it. Hilarious and heartfelt in equal measure, one of the best ensemble casts around and knows how to punch you in the gut and pick you back up with a smile all without being maudlin
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please stop the lies that i knew this person. also, please stop the lies that i know my husband
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Being threatened with total annhilation solely because of belonging in a particular group would tend to create solidarity within the group, I would think. Who could have ever predicted that
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New in PN: A regime of idiots — A complete inventory of Trump stooges
"The downside of Trump’s reliance on sub-mediocre stooges is they amplify his own stupidity & terrible judgment. Dumb stooges inevitably emulate his sadism & laziness, leading to a govt marked by sociopathology on a grand scale."
"The downside of Trump’s reliance on sub-mediocre stooges is they amplify his own stupidity & terrible judgment. Dumb stooges inevitably emulate his sadism & laziness, leading to a govt marked by sociopathology on a grand scale."
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I love this taxonomy — all about various manifestations of complicity (which Aaron more colorfully calls “stoogery”) and the motivations behind them
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