Families should be able to trade people, just like professional sports teams.

April 10, 2026 - 18:37 UTC

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@ournewhomecoach.bsky.social thought of you
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Oh yes!! I know who I’d trade them for too. ☺️🤞🦋
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Or at least bench a few members..
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General Robert E. Lee's "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" moment right here, amirite

(/s of course!)
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Lotta boys gonna end up free agents
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Remember when those two baseball players traded families?
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YES! Yankees pitchers Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich.

I've always wondered how THAT conversation started.

Fritz: "Hey Mike, how was the offseason"
Mike: "Yeah, not bad Fritz, thanks, how was yours?"
Frist: "Not bad"
Mike: "Cool"
-Awkward Pause-

Fritz: "Hey Mike, you know what would be funny..."
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Sounds a little too close to slavery
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I'd be hoarding draft picks for my old age.
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Overheard
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I would make a hell of a nephew I'm just saying
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My family did. When we learned my brother and his wife were divorcing... Unanimous agreement. "Let's keep her and let him go." Been years now. Still no regrets.
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I declared my free agency 10 years ago.
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I can’t wait for the next family draft. I want a star player for a mom this season.
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Make sure to look at the injury report before making any final decision decisions
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I just know I'd be traded for the "Family Member to be named later."
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I would like to be traded, please
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