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if you're a real person that followed me, considering commenting under this tweet or sending a message.
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Full-Time Mom Drunk On The Job
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Onion headline: Astronauts worried after congress cuts fuel budget mid flight.
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“Echolocation is not just a skill that dolphins or bats possess. Believe it or not, humans can also 'see with sound', and it's surprisingly easy for people to learn.”

#scicomm
#sensoryecology
#echolocation

www.sciencealert.com/human-echolocators-can-see-with-sound-and-brain-scans-reveal-how
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(not sure if my joke will get interpreted as lewd)

is this a fucking joke to you?
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horror game set in east anglia.
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The Excavation of Hob's Barrow is a whopping 55% off in the Steam Lovecraftian Days sale! 💀⛏️🩸

It's a great time to check out our folk horror adventure set on the moors of Northern England. The answers lie in the soil...
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www.flickr.com/people/nasawebbtelescope/ on Flickr (Dec 21, 2022)

NGC 7469 presents a wreath of star formation, with Webb revealing its dusty features and bright center. #NASAWebb #ESA

flic.kr/p/2o755L5
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Al "art"
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This new line art style is so juicy
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Corpulent Tyranny
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oh and for a very brief moment "mug shot of donald trump" listed the state of georgia as "artist" because it using the default artwork infobox
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‘Hot Ones’ Host Begs BTS To Stop Dancing And Try Wings theonion.com/hot-ones-host-begs-bts-to-stop-dancing-and-try-wings/
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has anybody else noticed that the tradition of all the dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living
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BASEBALL YURI (1/5)
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Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-their-food-as-entertainment/
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Saiu na Folha @folha.com
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Man Forced To Come Up With 45 Seconds Of Facial Expressions While Waitress Lists Off Specials theonion.com/man-forced-to-come-up-with-45-seconds-of-facial-express-1819577896/
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New: A surge in calls among Democrats to pursue Trump’s impeachment is hitting a wall with party leaders, who believe it will distract from their midterm focus on costs and corruption, according to interviews with over a dozen Democrats.
Some also view 25th Amendment as a nonstarter
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Im in a problematic age gap relationship where we're both 36 years old but she watches The Amazing Digital Circus
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here's my pitch on why Brotato is the best Steam Deck game:

-it's very good, maybe the best survivors-like
-it has simple graphics so your battery will last 100 hours
-you only use the left analog stick to play, so your right hand is free for drinkin a beer
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I've been thinking about how we could implement reeducation camps for people who voted for Donald Trump. We wouldn't have to force them bc they're very easy to trick. Give them free tickets to a monster truck rally where halfway thru Grave Digger does a backflip & then sings a song about sharing
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The last time I had an idea was when I was 22 years old. It became my PhD dissertation. It would have been nice to have had more ideas since then, but I've never been in a position where that would pay the bills.
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Art of the deal (New comic)
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time to rate some more amounts of money

$414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from
$50: nice and neat. i love it!
$1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money
$1000: don't bullshit me
$1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought
$614.05: solid
$0: hey, wait a minute!
$18.93: bad salad
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