drinking my favorite local beer, an IPA which has the same color and viscosity as transmission fluid and tastes like a cilantro gumball dissolved in gasoline
Crazy to watch panicking libs beg for some marginalized leftist to kill the mad king for them and then immediately pivot to mocking the left for asking them to actually oppose the mad king in any meaningful way
Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir
Frankly sick of seeing people link to, and post screenshots of, that Nazi child killer's site. I don't want to hear about it. You shouldn't be on there. It's extremely easy.
[The Apollo 11 plaque] reads: "We came in peace for all Mankind." As the United States was dropping 7 Β½ megatons of conventional explosives on small nations in Southeast Asia, we congratulated ourselves on our humanity. We would harm no one on a lifeless rock. - Carl Sagan
After all those home run robberies, I knew I was going to see it on youtube, but MLB posted 4 different videos of it and now this is the feed when I open mlb.tv Sometimes life is a dark comedy and I'm glad I developed an appreciation for them as a child
Mad at the little spider who game to get a drink in the sink when I was washing my hands. He got splashed with a little soapy water and fucking died. Now you're dead and I'm sad. How does that help us
The most devastating part of "The Comeback" this week is when the casting director begs Valarie for a job and says "it would be so nice to be working again." It hits really hard.