Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social

“In the Fyres of Struggle let us bake New Men, who Will Notte heed the Old Lies.”

A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him

This is easily one of my favorite videos ever put on the information superhighway. My man is on a ship and he's confronted with the dilemma of enjoying an icy treat but also enjoying an all time banger and figures out the hardest solution for both problems. Please watch it if you're down
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art
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Zack Davisson @zackdavisson.com
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If you bought my book THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO JAPANESE YOKAI and enjoyed it, I would appreciate it sooooo much if you could leave a review on Amazon!

Even a small one like "Loved this book!" really helps. It is quantity of review, not quality, that drives algorithms.

www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Guide-Japanese-Yokai-Creatures/dp/4805317736/
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And they didn't even do it with SpaceX or Blue Origin. This wasn't bullshit space tourism shit with faulty rockets
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social
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Just saying, if the Artemis II crew's first words after getting out of the capsule aren't "Moon's haunted," I'm going to lose a little bit of respect for them.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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SPLASH MOTHERFUCKIN DOWN
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THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED

EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH
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Guy who got into politics producing ads depicting Obama as an African tribesman: I have compiled a list of people you must disavow if you want to be in our party, the Democrats
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*DNC furiously taking notes*
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Thr thing about Hasan Piker is that while he's aggravating Ethan Klein is fucking GROSS
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Let's check on how rabid Zionist Ethan Klein is doi-OH MY GOD
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TIL Bryan Cranston rode horses at Spahn Ranch and met Charlie Manson when he was 12 like a year and a half before the Tate-LaBianca murders
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David Lublin @davidlublin.bsky.social
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I keep coming back to this.
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The thing about Bryan Cranston to me is yeah he's easily one of the best actors of this century but before he popped off he was a worker: he did VA for Power Rangers and anime, he did bullshit roles, he worked all kinds of bullshit jobs: homie was a HUSTLER and never gave it up.
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life hack for white people that will definitely improve your trip to japan
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social
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that china cold war piece getting some "he doesn't mean cold war like ACTUAL cold war he means like intense marketplace of ideas competition" and

1. lol
2. your writing sucks at communicating that if so
3. we have china hawkery now! and it's all "ban their efficient cars while we make garbage"
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JD Vance took a break from cupping Viktor Orban's balls to tell the press "it would be dumb" for Iran to withdraw over the attacks on Lebanon. Bitch Trump said in a Truth Social post the ceasefire applied everywhere you fucking agreed to it
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illumi @illumi.meme
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a ceasefire but it’s me saying i’ll stop beating you up and then immediately grabbing you by the arm and making you punch yourself in the face while i scream “quit hitting yourself quit hitting yourself“
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social
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Yoooo
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social
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found the post of all time for the shit I be feeling lately, oh my fucking god
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dsa hoxhaist caucus @jazzpomegranate.com
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please help hammam and abood
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art
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if you ever find a post end up on Discover:

step one: mute the thread and forget you made it

step two: go through the next day and detach *then* block anyone whose quote didn't agree with you or yes-and your bit enthusiastically enough
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Dreamcast was better
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Not really an answer but I like if you put the SotN disc into a CD player the Alucard VA called you an idiot and then did a sick opening Castlevania theme
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I had to think about this I think Night Trap for the 3DO.
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Every Call of Duty.
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There's a ring of wizardry at the Waterdeep Inn in BG1 but you either need to tab to show it or know the map coordinates. I know the map coordinates.
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I hate "we warned you" posts like Bluesky is very much a literate typically more informed demographic like who are you talking to
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Ok amazing this just reads as a snide retort
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