One of the very best from Clickhole

April 07, 2026 - 00:04 UTC

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@3d6downtheline.com this has Mothership written all over it
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Written by @alexblechman.bsky.social
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This is a Red Dearf plot.
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When you see it, it sees you too...
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Reminds me of one of my favourite Onion quotes:
“And we have not even used the hull-mounted Alien puppet that taps on the window yet.”
theonion.com/mir-scientists-study-effects-of-weightlessness-on-morta-1819564368/
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This feels like a deep thoughts with Jack Handey
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A hundred Doctor Who scenes just nodded
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Best to space both Ramirezes, just to be sure.
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No, they need to work out their differences like adults, in the dueling module.

I mean, that's why Dana White paid for it.
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Coherence 2.
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This was the plot of a Red Dwarf episode
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This is also a plot from Red Dwarf, which in turn I'm sure took it from somewhere else too.
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The whole 'Real Ramirez' twist kinda spoils the horror a lil. Id find it more terrifying if it was just some dude floating around space with zero explanation...
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youtu.be/uYhNbp-PO28
😉
#BringBackFirefly
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Also relevant: clickhole.com/on-every-anniversary-of-the-moon-landing-my-thoughts-a-1825123875/
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This is absolutely disturbing wtf
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I love that he refers to Michael Collins as "the other guy that was with us"
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Not exactly sure this belongs here, but also not sure it doesn’t
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It should go right after this post

bsky.app/profile/creade.metropho.rs/post/3miuvbuzxas2f
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Stanislav Lem Star Diaries shit right here
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moon’s haunted.
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Very good. Very very good.
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Vaguely reminds me of the Doctor Who episode "Midnight"...
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vague memories... which Doctor was that?
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I always choose the Ramirez I know over the Ramirez I don't. The door stays shut.
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Fun fact - this was attributed to Barry Wilmore, who is a real astronaut. The same Barry Wilmore was later stranded on the ISS with Sunita Williams when a capsule failed. They spent a rather tense period of time while NASA got a replacement rocket up there to bring them home. Without Ramirez.
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Is this Boeing's Starliner project where they didn't want to risk using the same rocket to bring them home? I know a programmer who worked on it haha
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If I were the inside Ramirez I’d say put us both outside as there’s no easy way of knowing. But then again I’m a shape-shifting alien that can survive in a vacuum and this isn’t my first rodeo.
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This is somewhat similar to a plot from Constellation en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constellation_(TV_series) in that the people that go up to space may not be the same people that come back.
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😧
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The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial share-alike 4.0 international license. This week's episode was written by Jonathan Sims and directed by Alexander J. Newall.
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I’ll always hear the name “Ramirez” in Clancy Brown’s voice
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There can be only one!
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Classy reference.
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@sorbrun.bsky.social
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PERFEITO
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i think about this so often
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www.youtube.com/shorts/vdu8Jeu2IS0
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Always agree on a secret codeword BEFORE you go into space
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Heh
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This has Doctor Who vibes! E.g. tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Midnight_entity
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Time to relisten to wolf-359
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Albrecht Entrati lore
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I love this story -- is Clickhole the original source? I've seen so many people rip it off!
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I could have sworn the Psirens episode of Red Dwarf was the original of this!
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Pretty sure I’ve listened to this episode of Wolf 359
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Ya'll have to listen to Wolf 359 if you like this.
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YES YES YES

Came here to post that. @gabrielurbina.com
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Welp there’s my listening for the day. Thanks!
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Exactly what I came here to say. It's been a while since I finished it, but it definitely did creeping dread very well.
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Reading this and all the comments I have now put it on the list to listen to!
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Yes, "Time to Kill" was the first thing that crossed my mind.
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Isn't that where the Federation battled the Borg?
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