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why didn't anybody tell me that saturn has "ravioli moons"? WHY DIDN'T THEY TELL ME ABOUT THE RAVIOLI MOONS?
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he's made all of us into unwitting sin eaters he's a fucking homunculus i refuse to humanize him
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Fuck yeah Irish Hatchet Hero. I hope songs are written about you. You god damn LEGEND.

www.thesun.ie/news/16808342/shannon-airport-closes-security-breach/
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DAAAWWWWGGGGGGG
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So here’s the question no one can ignore: how did he know who to send those letters to if they were anonymous? 2/2
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I mean, I’m literally sitting here saying please sue me if you think that anything that I said is not true. Everything he did is in writing and we have it.
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remember when the DNI was named Dr. and you'd never heard of her because that was how it's supposed to be
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blessed to live in a country where the AG is in charge of stock market announcements, the son in law is in charge of peace negotiations, the secretary of state is in charge of getting wasted at fights, the FBI director is in charge of getting wasted at hockey , and the VP is in charge of tweets
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www.nytimes.com/2019/07/02/nyregion/judge-james-troiano-rape.html

"He later shared the cellphone video among friends...and sent a text that said, “When your first time having sex was rape...

Prosecutors, the judge said, should have explained to the girl and her family that pressing charges would destroy the boy’s life."
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No, sorry that your fantasizing about time where the n word was “ok”. It’s not. Never was.
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You're a foreign official campaigning in a foreign election for one preferred side, JD. Think about it. Take all the time you need.
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Actually dude you're asking for our vote and it's absolutely not just between you and your wife.
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I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses
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This one still gets a good chuckle out of me from time to time.
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It’s infuriatingly narcissistic of her to run again. She disappeared. She doubled down on Gaza.

Don’t give her a cent.
Fuck no.
She is zero chance the way out of racism.
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something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.
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In July 2019, I made a thread on Twitter about who each Dem presidential primary candidate would be on a Law & Order franchise. And...yeah, in my heart I knew.
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just made a shit ton of money on kalshi betting that eric swalwell would have a sex scandal
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Including the stock ticker symbol here is a nice touch
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this woman lost to the literal devil because she also wanted to do devil shit. dang, can't see this going wrong in any way! go girlboss!
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hamburger helper ass hand
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Any second a naked dude is going to materialize in a DC alley and start asking about sarah connor
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You should stop treating politics like sports and actually care about the human lives lost because of the Democrats enabling Republicans.
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I won’t vote 4 her again. I’m still pissed she spent all the 💰💰 to throw a party, ‘like it was 1999,’ rather than demand a total recount to ensure the guy who attempted a coup - who her AG failed to prosecute - didn’t steal it. Plenty of evidence he did. I need a fighter, not another corporate Dem 🇺🇸
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“Real warriors—not frauds who play them on TV—know that war is hell. They don’t relish death and destruction. They are humbled by their duty. And they’re not afraid of journalists reporting the truth.”

www.americaamerica.news/p/no-pete-you-dont-have-complete-control?r=bb6o8
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Oh my god, is the cocktail okay?!?!?
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I'm sure it'll never happen again and there's no pressing need for anyone to take action now to make sure that doesn't happen.

Susan Collins thinks the president has learned a powerful lesson, I'm sure
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