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the 80s had a high density of celebrities whose authenticity was hard to figure out, as a kid. like, was Mr. T a real guy? he was like that in shows/movies but also in interviews? or pee wee, elvira, max headroom, various wrestlers. even alf was on celebrity squares. it was a confusing time.
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when they make a movie about the second civil war they can use this scene as the cold open
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my based son grexley ordered a foot massage at the taqueria and everyone clapped
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concerning
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furniture that could somehow accumulate multiple *types* of dust
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a lot of people might see this as flimsy propaganda from a crumbling totalitarian state but as a fellow girldad it hits me different.
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*nodding sagely* quid pro crow, yes
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oh snap, the door is luminescent with moon energy. look out guys--
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hoping they made the artemis ii crew fill one of these out
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Kevin 🚀 @astro-kevin.com
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my favorite(?) recurring trope is when someone describes the logical, problem-solving, non-ideological party they wish existed and it’s just the ineffectual version of democrats that we already have
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this kind of intemperate rhetoric just goes to show how badly we need a Two-Borough Solution to the new york baseball situation
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i, for one, can’t foresee any challenges constructing a 300 mile tunnel through a tectonically active coastal region
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this is a debugging method that should be in every admin’s toolbox
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It's been almost two years since my series highlighting light blue double-knit polyester uniforms of the 70s and 80s. Let's remember some uniforms.
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my economic philosophy is that lina khan should be issued a shoulder-mounted rocket launcher
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this audience member reaction was so good that i taped it off my tv and have had it saved on my phone as a gif for 5 years
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right before i woke up i was dreaming about an ad for a prestige film about the seven dwarves and they cast all actors named Alan or Allen and advertised it with just the last names like RICKMAN ALDA RUCK THICKE IVERSON
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my favorite(?) recurring trope is when someone describes the logical, problem-solving, non-ideological party they wish existed and it’s just the ineffectual version of democrats that we already have
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me, overhearing a jeopardy question about kubla khan: is that the guy who declared a stately pleasure dome?

wife: um, he *decreed* it. idiot.
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Oh so wage theft is a felony now?
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5 years isn't really that long to have a gif on your phone. i don't know why i said that part.
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this audience member reaction was so good that i taped it off my tv and have had it saved on my phone as a gif for 5 years
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why did Melania say this at her press conference?
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"keeping teenagers off social media": fine enough in theory

"mandating that everybody provide proof of legal identity to random tech companies in order to use internet services": bad shit!
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unc never chopped
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ask not for whom the unc chops. he chops for thee.
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Found some free soap on the street with a duck in it and now it looks like our sink duck is visiting her partner while they're in the clink
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