And if you stop dead on the subway stairs I should be allowed to blow an airhorn in your ear

April 04, 2026 - 00:20 UTC

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Hip check time. Act like a turnstile get treated like a turnstile.
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Jumped over?
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Stopping on stairs or in or near doorways should incite a particular shame ritual that hasn't been invented yet.
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The best pizza topping is green chile pineapple black olive
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it's ok to have one absolutely rancid take, and it is black olives on pizza.
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That’s 3 toppings tho
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Swap the olives out for walnuts and goats cheese and...
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I have to try this!
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Yes. Yes. WTF.
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Good lord Anna, stop!
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No!! Go away pine apple
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This is 100% true and more people should say it
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jail for one thousand years!
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Black olives, green pepper, mushroom, ground beef or sausage is legit my favorite pizza
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You were doing so well until this faux pas
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You were doing so well…
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Black olives are the worst olive. Any other olive please
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You had me until this point...
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You had to work at that... 🍕
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I just spent some time learning to identify Hate Bait, and pineapple on pizza was used as an example. LOL
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📉
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that's right
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Have you tried to Red Rover them?
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Don't get me started on subway escalator etiquette
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Yes
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One of the lessons I learned my first day in New York City: stand to the right, walk to the left. That’s it.
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If you stop because you’re looking at your phone, everyone is legally allowed to smash your phone.
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If you're walking slowly and sorta veering around because you're looking at your phone, I should be allowed to knock it out of your hand while shouting "Walk, goddammit!"
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Or you are allowed to shout, "Outta the way, Glowface!"
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i think actively smashing it is a little harsh. but for sure knock it out of your hand, and then whatever happens after that is up to gravity
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This should apply everywhere in public. I often want to punch people in the back of the head when I walking behind them on the sidewalk with my dog when they suddenly stop to look at their phone. I want to punch them repeatedly if they saw me and still stopped.
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