Zython @zython.bsky.social

He/Him. Cyber Security professional, Jewish, Texan, and typical nerdy crap.

Can't believe I had to update this in less than 2 months.
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Sneakers O'Krool
#VideoEdits #DonkeyKong
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Million dollar idea: Nut Trucks

Decorative trucks for you ballsack.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Cowabunga Collection (Multiplatform, 2022)
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It’s her!
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Anti-trust laws are a form of fault tolerance.
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"post something random or you'll have an absolutely awful April"?

no. you are safe now. Forever Immunity Dog has got you covered.
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It took America almost a century, but they finally figured out to name their moon missions after a moon deity #Artemis
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Remember. It’s illegal to abuse your children without hiring a trained professional first.
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For reference, no genocide has killed that many people. The largest, The Great Leap Forward, killed less than half that many.
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At this point, studios are going to have to hire people specifically to layoff each quarter.
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I’m gonna tell my kids this was The Amazing Digital Circus.
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Yeah, this is a better use of your time and money than localizing DQX or working on DQXII.

Assholes.
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What's really funny about this is that this boom is contemporaneous with FFXIV's player housing in Ishgard debuting (The Empyreum). That real estate has way more value now (and probably always did).
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Guys...just...what the fuck ware we doing here? store.spalding.tf-dna.app/products/spalding-tf-dna-smart-basketball-1-year-app-subscription?variant=47452597190883&country=US&currency=USD&tw_source=google&tw_adid=&tw_campaign=23220192190&tw_kwdid=&gad_campaignid=23210823531
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Oh no…
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Shaking my head while listening to Dragon Quest music so people know I don’t agree with Koichi Sugiyama’s lifestyle choices, which are being against music piracy and against being alive.
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Wow. From the hit game Glover.
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What about my NFATs? Are they still worth something?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaXDLx9Ouhg
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a question for the ages, really.
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Turns out you CAN pick your friend's nose.
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I’m seeing people on The Bad Site call this a victory for anti-woke, and to be honest, I think they’ve polarized themselves against hero shooters in general because Blizzard made Tracer gay. So…yeah.
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I'm increasingly concerned about my parents' health and mortality. And they're 3 & 5 years younger than these guys.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=NySkhp7cNZc
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Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic

(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
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I will believe conservativism isn't predicated on pure evil when evil people stop being welcomed by conservativism.
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Honestly, I'm pleasantly surprised this is happening. I thought it would only happen with a federal subpoena.
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Fun fact, this is also how the Danganronpa franchise ended.
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