A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

April 09, 2026 - 19:27 UTC

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GET IN!πŸ₯³
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Its good to see that you're following the diet the hospital gave you, to the letter.
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I notice you have a hoose knife on that tray. I thought you Saxson's used your seax at the table? I feel disappointed now.
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Are those very big chips, or is it a very small slice of bread? Or is it a matter of perspective?
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Make it better.
Simply add bacon.
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Brown bread.....??

Is this what the quack has made you compromise with to have your egg and chips or is it a poor colouedr photo?
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A potato-related picture.
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πŸ‘€

Snotty yolks . . .
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God.
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Top table now = tray for the elderly from Amazon.

Thankfully the slippers and varicose veins are out of shot.
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Those eggs have not been gently basted to cook the albumen but leave the yolk runny.
Shame.
Otherwise, yum!
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A disappointing lack of Spam on that plate, Sire.
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Therefore the internet.
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And baked beans, touching everything else on the plate!
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Getting nostalgic for the old days?
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Snotty eggs.
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Oh boy, those dogs- good enough to eat.

And those chips are to DIE for.
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Fvckin' spellchucker , dogs = eggs
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Top table obvs.
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I don't think you should double carb, sire. Why not donate the chips to a hungry peasant?
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Or seagulls... won't anyone think of the poor robber birbs! 😒
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Wrong sauce you silly Saxon.
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It's the good salted butter, you savage!
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