LasagnaDelBae @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social

1st of all, watch ya mouth.
***an acquired taste***
80's baby/ theater kid/ writer+singer
#PlatonicLasagna
I'm not flirting, I'm just Southern.


$SoulSmile 💜

Back at the underground sex club you left your friend at the bar and see a handsome werewolf flirting it up with her and she seems very interested but you realize, that’s Dante, he’s got 12 kids by 4 different women. What do you do?
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V-Rider 🏍️ @vriderch.bsky.social
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"Sucker Punch."

Just truly awful experience, top to bottom. An insult in how media depicts women, mental illness, and just a truly deranged interpretation of what "feminism" is to a man, which is to say women doing strip teases and killing dudes with guns while dressed as high school cheerleaders.
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Andy Beaton @aiabx.bsky.social
1h
Pulp Fiction - representative of all of Tarentino’s hacky pastiches of 70’s genre films with extra violence and racial slurs.
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My sons, around this time a year ago:
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Chris Weedon @chrisweedon.bsky.social
1h
"Matisse, aged 70, began his cutouts during the second world war when, recovering from an operation, he was frail in body but rejuvenated in spirit and invented the medium of cutting into sheets of coloured gouache."
www.ft.com/content/b259f486-240a-11e4-be13-00144feabdc0?syn-25a6b1a6=1
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@uhhuhhoney.bsky.social

youtu.be/jL8AgEzg5fI?si=FAvJwlcdpdM8Cgge
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Aaron Kablack @kablackquois.bsky.social
10h
…in binary.
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#platoniclasagnaplaylist

youtu.be/kp5OxqtmQ44?si=XptIDPFjyxr5NCR8
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Soooo why do i feel like the gummy JUST hit? Is there a delayed reaction? Is this because it was bigger?
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Going to the flea market
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She makes me very gay and I love that
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Dario @megalodondada.bsky.social
23h
She claims I "already" "have" "enough" "watches" 🙄
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@rosegold1736.bsky.social
23h
I felt something.. whatever this is.. the brown thing got me hot in the panties.. I didn’t get a pic of the sauce it came with..
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Stabitha Brown @livfancy.blacksky.app
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Please don't sub me, please and thanks
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Immediately
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OUCH!!!
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I’ll treat his face like a gang bang bitch.
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Yes. Never again.
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TheFriedPiper @theunbrokensoul.bsky.social
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Yes. It’s the only thing in life I regret. I’ve never doubted the way my body feels about a person since.
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Thee Wagon Empress ✨ @nizzynaeee.bsky.social
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Not about to get me caught up 🙂‍↔️
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Haystack West 🤠 @go-los.blacksky.app
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The entire timeline is (🤝🏾) on full gahdamn tilt right now…
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social
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my brain said, "this a Stevie Wonder tiny desk??" and now i'm drafting letters to NPR advocating for a thing i just made up
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The New Big @tinclock.myatproto.social
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oh wow
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***asked for***
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No buts…
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social
1d
I've become asexual.
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Tried to give a man exactly what he for today & he immediately said
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She's a 10 but....
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"If that's your brat... that's a 👊 problem. "
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