“someone left a baby here”

I bet like Frank, he was only there for the snorkling.

"I only went to one for the 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓼 𝓭'𝓸𝓮𝓾𝓿𝓻𝓮𝓼 before I had an unfortunate incident with a deviled egg"

It's like that Always Sunny bit where Frank Reynolds only knew about the snorkeling and then freak out when he realized what actually happened there. Then the episode would revolve around the three of them trying to clear their names
Somehow it ends with the Monarch killing everyone but the trio

And that ghislane isn’t too hard on the eyes either.

Mee ow

Smug chuckle

21: Hey, are you on the Epstein List?
Monarch: Ew, no.

hatred would absolutely know about epstein and comprehensively warn rusty, who would only be half-listening and misinterpret or write off everything hatred's saying

Rusty just has a total redo of that scene where it took him way too long to realize the clients were Nazis
Rus "Wait a minute..... You guys are pedophiles aren't you?"

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If Red Death visited Little Saint James, it would have been on a Guild hit. Like he would have murdered a single superscientist mid-convo with Jeffery, realized he was in danger of being late for his daughter's school play, then left.

Sergeant Hatred would be on the list, but only because some soulless bastard forced him to relapse.

I think he'd claim to have declined the invitation for a petty reason.

He'd decline his invitation.

I don't think he'd have those connections during his Guild days, and would vehemently refuse any invitation by the time he works for Rusty.

I dunno if he'd have the connections to get in--he might be a Guild man, but he is enlisted.

(Now if he'd been Colonel Hatred)