Billy: THAT WAS AN EPSTEIN PARTY?! YOU TOOK US TO AN EPSTEIN PARTY?! WE'RE ON THE LIST?!
Pete: New low, Rus. Even for you.
Rusty (not knowing about all the pedophile stuff): What? It was a good networking opportunity!

April 11, 2026 - 02:13 UTC

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Rusty just has a total redo of that scene where it took him way too long to realize the clients were Nazis
Rus "Wait a minute..... You guys are pedophiles aren't you?"
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hatred would absolutely know about epstein and comprehensively warn rusty, who would only be half-listening and misinterpret or write off everything hatred's saying
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“Hey, so uh, Doc, you know, uhhh… *this guy* he’s kinda… well there’s a reason for all the Hatred y’know?”
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Exactly.
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21: Hey, are you on the Epstein List?
Monarch: Ew, no.
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monarch is the one who sent rusty the invite, because of course rusty wouldn't get invited to a party on his own merit
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all correct
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And that ghislane isn’t too hard on the eyes either.

Mee ow

Smug chuckle
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It's like that Always Sunny bit where Frank Reynolds only knew about the snorkeling and then freak out when he realized what actually happened there. Then the episode would revolve around the three of them trying to clear their names
Somehow it ends with the Monarch killing everyone but the trio
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"I only went to one for the 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓼 𝓭'𝓸𝓮𝓾𝓿𝓻𝓮𝓼 before I had an unfortunate incident with a deviled egg"
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“Yeah, I, uh… had my own mission after dropping Doc off. Had to rendezvous with this Hungarian diplomat for a dropoff, wound up seeing some things. Real… *clears throat* real fucked up things. Still regret to this day not killing everyone there. Would have been cleaner.”
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I can hear this in his voice
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