A science fiction podcast that used to be an action movie podcast.

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May be worth it just for Jackie Chan's mom in Drunken Master II in 4K
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have you missed me on *certain other podcasts*? well here's a link you may wish to pay attention to gkids.com/golden-princess/the-killer/
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do you like THEATER? do you hate GENDER? are you mesmerized by attractive older women for REASONS? do you have a double who's watching you at all TIMES? then the new TOTAL MASSACRE on SYNECDOCHE NY may be for you!

starring @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social @carlivelocci.com @thegoodolddais.bsky.social
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do you like THEATER? do you hate GENDER? are you mesmerized by attractive older women for REASONS? do you have a double who's watching you at all TIMES? then the new TOTAL MASSACRE on SYNECDOCHE NY may be for you!

starring @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social @carlivelocci.com @thegoodolddais.bsky.social
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Moved ~400 pounds of dirt and dismantled a concrete fence while listening. They made it bare-able! And yes I agree the janitor is the hottest. I mean those cheekbones!
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Our teen movie project continues with THE BREAKFAST CLUB, a first time for Rowan, who has to wonder: is she Gen X now?

SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/5nAXxQ5VTURzH9m4nPIYuN?si=7a4c9055a5cf48c4
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-breakfast-club/id1565591091?i=1000704759724
DIRECT: traffic.libsyn.com/totalmassacre/tm_bc.mp3
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Great ep! I agree with the ending recasting Carrie as a monster over a sympathetic figure feels unnecessary. And Jon Travolta’s character is unthreatening with that puffy vest. What are you gonna do? Write a threatening but well formatted letter with CSS??
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and as for the "Rowan, why are you starting this project on satire movies with CARRIE, a horror movie?", well, that's a question we get into on the show and I think will be VERY clear when we hit HEATHERS
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As for next week specifically -- when recording we were considering doing Sixteen Candles, but have since decided that The Breakfast Club is a better fit. It's Rowan's first time!
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For the latter, we'll be hitting on Heathers, Clueless, Mean Girls, Easy A, Bottoms, and several others! We've also got @christyadmiraal.bsky.social as a co-host for these and maybe more, who can say for sure, certainly not us or her
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Throughout this year, we'll be alternating months between doing more science fiction films and The Teen Girl High School Social Satire Canon. with the former, we'll be doing Charlie Kaufman films next month, including Eternal Sunshine, Synecdoche NY, and probably Being John Malkovich
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folks, TOTAL MASSACRE is going thru some life changes lately, and there's only way to handle that: by getting a crush on a local bassist

That's right: it's LADY BIRD!

DIRECT: traffic.libsyn.com/totalmassacre/tm_lady_bird.mp3
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/4e1BXc10Aw3hSB4E5bd3M0?si=501c354c3c974d6c
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lady-bird/id1565591091?i=1000701304945
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as long-time listeners may know, LADY BIRD is the prince who was promised. finally TOTAL MASSACRE has arrived
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folks, TOTAL MASSACRE is going thru some life changes lately, and there's only way to handle that: by getting a crush on a local bassist

That's right: it's LADY BIRD!

DIRECT: traffic.libsyn.com/totalmassacre/tm_lady_bird.mp3
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/4e1BXc10Aw3hSB4E5bd3M0?si=501c354c3c974d6c
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lady-bird/id1565591091?i=1000701304945
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👖🚨PANTS ALERT. PANTS ALERT👖🚨
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Southland Tales is one of the most interesting terrible movies ever made. I love it, but I can't really recommend it to anyone. The cast is insane, the writing is insane, and it required supplemental comics to understand the film. It is a laundry lists of what not to do for cinema and it rules.
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And finally: should you watch the Cannes cut?

Answer: the Cannes cut doesn't improve upon the film. Only watch it if you feel like watching Southland Tales a second time.
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Oral history of the film's screening at Cannes.

"I was nervous about the incomplete nature of the film, but I think I just wasn’t prepared for any of it."

www.indiewire.com/features/general/southland-tales-oral-history-cannes-cut-1234612150/
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An interview with Richard Kelly by @josie.zone from back in the day when you could tweet at somebody and land something really cool.

www.vice.com/en/article/southland-tales-richard-kelly/
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This article was a big help during recording. Great rundown of the plot but also a reminder that yes, this is a Book of Revelation adaptation in part.

www.salon.com/2007/12/19/southland_tales_analysis/
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ICYMI: Listen to our episode about SOUTHLAND TALES, a movie you need to do homework to understand.

Speaking of... here's some homework 🧵
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Fiasco month is FINALLY OVER, but not before we get to talk about SOUTHLAND TALES, the most fiasco movie of all time. There's a lot to talk about so you should listen totalmassacre.libsyn.com/southland-tales!
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NEW EPISODE (from last week)

We're continuing Fiasco Month(s) with CLOUD ATLAS. @chrisdole86.bsky.social join us to discuss the film, which is about the power of the human spirit and also Halle Berry as an evil elderly Korean doctor.

totalmassacre.libsyn.com/cloud-atlas!
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Hugo Weaving in yellowface isn't real. He cannot hurt you
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Good movie you hear about this one? Anyway somewhere in there I say the important things like how the Moloch scene developed
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A movie about the greatest evil of all... robot woman (and capitalism I guess)
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WE ARE BACK.

After massive technical difficulties, we have a new episode for you. For Fiasco Month, @valondar.bsky.social walks us through METROPOLIS 🤖👩, a movie that shows you can bomb at release and still be one of the greatest to ever do it.

totalmassacre.libsyn.com/metropolis!
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