Wherever my Sims are now, I hope they’re happy. But they’re probably not, they sucked at life
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Worm to worm boyfriend: Would you still love me if I was a human?
Worm boyfriend: Ugh, I guess.
Worm boyfriend: Ugh, I guess.
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It’s cute when the flavors marry 🥹 they fell in love when they were trapped in that Tupperware together 🥹
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Unhinged notes app update: One list called “Stop fucking around” and two different ones called “Cancel substacks”
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We survived another April 1, fooled but not broken. Till next year you sick son of a bitch holiday.
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Thanks for the video about how to be an Amazon influencer, YouTube. I’ve never wanted to watch anything less 🙏🏻
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Attention: The people of the Internet have overused the song Iris in videos. The song must now be retired indefinitely. Thank you.
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Jobs are just Whac-A-Mole at their core. Whack the email. Whack the Teams question. Prize is just salary though, nothing cool like a stuffed rhinoceros.
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You can make anything your whole personality. Especially telling people what can’t be their whole personality.
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Casual ice breaker question in my meeting was “What kind of music do you listen to?” What an easy thing to sum up on the spot 🥴
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The fact that sometimes you have to press “Copy” to copy a link in SharePoint and sometimes you don’t is my villain origin story
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Fuck, marry, kill for Word, Excel, and Outlook is impossible. It’s imperative to kill them all.
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Am I the only one who likes videos before they’re done and sometimes doesn’t even finish them? That doesn’t invalidate my like. The part I saw hit.
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Spotify: Hi, we made this Daylist for you. It’s sad indie music for people who are fragile and self-sabotaging. Have a great day! ☺️
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