Caley Tibbittz Collopy๐Ÿ€: Irish-American Idiot. FUCK ME UP, FLORIDA!!! Bob Dylan EXPERT. Stuck on the Moon. U2 can be a music nerd. Atheist to malarkey. Writer/artist: SwordCat Knightsโ„ข superhero/fantasy comic + prequel novel + etc.๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿช

666, motherFUCKERS.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I almost blacked out when it happened. I got tunnel vision. I almost vomited. Their butterfly guts are still on my truck.๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

I hate flat-windshielded box trucks.

We made a shitty world full of pointless misery for $$$.

I hate my new job.

RIP, sweet butterflies. I would have swerved. I'm so sorry.๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I would have swerved to save the butterflies, but I didn't expect their dance to veer so quickly toward me. Now I will be haunted by the suffering and deaths of these beautiful little creatures forever.
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I've never killed a butterfly in my entire life. Not before today. Now, I've killed two of them. I was afraid this would happen. My flat box truck windshield is a graveyard of dead innocent insects. The design is careless. Most insects float safely over my very slanted Chrysler LeBaron windshield.
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I saw two orange-red butterflies doing a lovely mating dance today...

...right before I slammed into them with my Isuzu box truck's flat windshield at 45 mph and exploded both of their abdomens.

They weren't killed instantly. They lived at least a few minutes longer. In horrific, confused agony.โ˜น๏ธ
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Starry night, FR.๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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Happiness is
Wherever you find it
And I want to find it
With you
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I miss my wife's Twin Peaks.๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ’”
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What the actual DUCK?
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Nintendo rarely makes me happy because it doesn't have anything to do with Crash Bandicoot, but I enjoyed this reel:
www.facebook.com/share/r/1BNmNxqB5N/
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This is literally what I look like before I've had my morning coffee.๐Ÿ˜‘
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The sheer fucking unmitigated GULL.๐Ÿ€
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Life can BEE so refreshing.๐Ÿ
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I miss my wife's pie.๐Ÿฅฒ
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Bee all that you can bee.๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
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I have a banjitar because I'm a giant phony, but I still celebrate.๐Ÿ€
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Oh wow. Absolutely losing it at all four Integrity astronauts crying and embracing as they announce they have named a crater for Carrol, Reid's late wife. โ™ฅ๏ธ

Congrats to Christina, Reid, Victor, and Jeremy, the Artemis II crew, for being the furthest traveled humans ever.
#NASA #Artemis2 #lunarflyby
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I heard on the radio tonight that Mount Hood has gotten 25%(!!!) of its normal amount of snow for the winter season. This is our drinking water here in Portland, OR. Ignoring sustainability isn't sustainable.
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Nah, people should drive old cars and just die. That's the greenest option.๐Ÿ€
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Love this, like a folkier Glenn Fabry.
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This is lycanthropy,
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Something fishy going on here...๐Ÿง
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