the pig has left orbit and is currently on a collision course with Mars, bracing for history's most existentially-risky game of snooker. this is an intergalactic farminomenon unlike anything experienced since the Big Bang

November 25, 2024 - 12:23 UTC

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What we need is a farminginomenon
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Haminomenon was right there
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FARMINOMENON
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the streets are calling this the Big Banger and we would be inclined to agree
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We're getting porked again, aren't we?
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So bacon (and sausages) have gone up?
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Let's hope rasher counsels do not prevail
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among the many winners of the Pig Bang (it was right there!) are 1) Plutonians and 2) rural history museums

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Ok, ok. You win! You win the internet! We're all dead laughing!!
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The collision with Mars will then result in the Big Mash.
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I’m ashamed to have chuckled.
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Please do not proceed with the puns from big banger. Thanks
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"That'll do, pig."
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“A what?!”
A Farmininomenon! 🏆🐖
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Only The Doctor can save us now!
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You are fake news. This has happened before.
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The furries of the Spontoon Islands have launched a "sub-orbital test flight" which failed to make the predicted splashdown. For some reason they're still in boost phase...

You can't trust the paperwork these days. But they can count down in Cornish.
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I'm a pig fan of whatever is going on here.
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Well Phobos does look like a potato, so there's only one way this can go.
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