Three Time Model-One Time Beauty Pageant Winner-Have Not Worked At Taco Bell Yet-Your Fake Internet Dad

Happy Saturday boys. You have my permission to be lazy all day.
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Meet me in the wood shed, I've got something to show you.
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Or maybe call me a good dad, idk I just need some lovin.
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Thinking about your dad calling me a good boy...
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Good morning boys!

I'm officially 2 weeks out from surgery today. I'd say my rib break is 90% of my pain right now, send your fake Internet Dad pain pills and lots of love?
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Happy Easter to all the little gay boys in my phone.
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I've got a broken rib and about 100 things I'd like to be doing instead of being broken. This shit hurts.
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Yeah, I'm AMAB (Assigned Menace At Birth)
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Your fake Internet Dad says to be a good boy today or else.
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Patiently waiting for loctober so I can see all the caged boys again.
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New roleplay idea -
I'll be the old lighthouse keeper on a remote island in the north sea, you'll be a hairy submissive sailor who is lured to my island with promises of being called a good boy as you do light housework in my lighthouse.
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Don't be weird about it, but this is my senior photo.
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April fools, the beard stays.
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Your fake Internet Dad decided that the beard was just too much to deal with.
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Good morning little gay boys in my phone.
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Me as a bluesky therapist:
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The cat distribution system works. He's such a handsome little guy, and he is so goofy.
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Lol who saved this and why???
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It's a perfect day to sit outside and read
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Good morning boys, dad is going to take it easy today, you should too.
Be safe today and be kind to yourself and others.
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In case you haven't heard this today...

I'm proud of you.
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Dad got hit by a truck, and by truck I mean a next generation Da Vinci 5 Robotic Surgical System.

Send gentle snuggles and maybe a nice recliner that I can get out of without popping stitches.
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An update on my face -
I have some nerve damage from my surgery, so half my face is kinda just doing its own thing.

I'm thankful to be alive and glad to be recovering. I feel like I've been stabbed 100 times, probably because I was.
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Your fake Internet dad survived his surgery.
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I'm looking forward to being done with hospitals for a while.
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Can there be too many bears on this airplane?
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This airplane bathroom ain't big enough for the two of us.
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Me RN = ʕ⁠ノ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠ノ⁠ ⁠︵⁠  ✈️
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