Keepin' left, nappin' in the sand under palm trees

Woke = Not a Dick

You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W

A fixation with gold, often termed a "[Golden Fantasy]," can reflect significant psychological issues, including narcissistic, infantile, or schizoid personality traits, sometimes manifesting as a "security blanket" or a defense mechanism against deep-seated insecurities
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Never original

Left: Arc de Triomphe, Paris, France
Right: Pedolf's Proposed Arch
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I predict he'll die of an Adderall-induced heart attack

And the funniest part will be that none of his criminal peeps will get their pardons. JD won't do it...he knows he has to pivot away from obvious crimes. He doesn't hold the same power over them. They impeach him for giving them side-eye
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Cybertrucks

They may be hideous and expensinve , but at least they're utterly useless and will spontaneously combust if you hit a pothole
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Real quick...the difference between me and MAGAts with TDS

If he's found guilty, bury him under the prison

This isn't hard
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And like THAT, Venezuelan drug boats were never seen again
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If y'all really wanna be mad...

Whose got 2 thumbs and is locked in at a fixed 2.75% APR?
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All GenX

Cuz we get shit done!
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I'll never understand you people. I've known who he was for 50 years...2 dozen failed businesses, bankruptcies, criminality

At any point in the last decade, you dump trucks coulda just asked me
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'Idiocracy' predicted this 20 years ago
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We already knew anything JD Vance touches turns to shit

But GOT DAYUM
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Neither has put out a good album in a decade, so...I guess?
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Dunno what compelled that presser, but she prolly shoulda just left it alone...cuz she's about to be relentlessly fukt with
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Meet Gregg, er'body
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As a deep sea spearfisherman in my college years, 130 miles off the coast of Flawduh, the Atlantic ocean would often get this still

No ripples, no waves...and it's unnerving

We called it 'piss on a plate'
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“I did not have relations with that man Epstein.”
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I've said it before...this is the plan: Be found unfit and use that as a defense in all his criminal trials...then just fuck off into the sunset with all his stolen billions
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The palpable irony of a 5x draft dodger imposing a military draft
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If the government has what it needs to auto-register you for the draft

Then the government has what it needs to auto-register you to vote
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MAGA Christians: "Fuck that antifa Pope! He's probably gay"
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BREAKING: After 30 years in the US, Slovenian prostitute barely coherent
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Rep. Russell Fry (Internal Dialog): "SHIIIIIIT! fuck, fuck, fuck...not war, you idiot! Goddammit, yur gonna catch SO MUCH shit for that...quick, quick, backpedal...umm...CONFLICT...yes, nailed it!"
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Alas, not dead
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Fun fact: The Artemis 2 crew took photography lessons to learn how to shoot all these photos
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Happy 161st anniversary of surrender to all who celebrate
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Such a ridiculous cartoon

Not nearly enough gold-painted plastic Temu shit
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Goddammit
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If the 1st amendment doesn't cover free speech

Then the 2nd amendment doesn't cover assault rifles
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