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"AmaDEERus Mozart, guh'hyuck"
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How many times will we have to keep quoting the direct words of the Trump-Vance team’s mediator? It is insane the low regard these people hold us in
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The day gets worse. Defense for Children International - Palestine is shutting down.

DCIP has been huge in helping document human rights abuses against Palestinian kids & giving them legal support in an otherwise apartheid system for 35 years.

Amid attacks from Israel, it's now shuttering.
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Today we celebrate Him
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That'll show him!
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Jesus fucking Christ
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The green juice has got to go. It had it's time to try to fit in with the other juices, butt the time has passed: Apple, Orange, Grape, Cran-cocktail w/e . . . Green ain't it. That's fertilizer, that's a prank on your friend, that's salad dressing. Bye
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When your mom says you already have Jay and Silent Bob at home.
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A picture-perfect bunt through the snow 😍
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Francesca Fiorentini had her reasons when she was an 18-year-old protesting the impending war on Iraq: Dick Cheney was in it for oil, and yes, there was simply too much diversity in the Bush administration. Fiorentini critiques Trump’s new war on Iran in this satire.
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Dallas Sonnier not even bothering to hide how much of a douchebag he is anymore
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The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
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the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents
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"You gotta mike the box." the engineer Bill Halverson on the making of "Ain't No Sunshine," 1971 (from a Mix interview in 2012)
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“The athletes who’ll actually be barred are cis women who’ve never heard of the SRY gene.”

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Relaxing at lunchtime is tough because you either always get turkey juice and spicy mustard all over, or you always get peanut butter everywhere. They gotta figure out something safer for lunches
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This. Is. Murder. Even. If. No. One. Calls. It. That.
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after much deliberation and giving AI the benefit of the doubt, Wikipedia editors have had enough of AI slop. New policy bans LLM generated content, periodt www.404media.co/wikipedia-bans-ai-generated-content/
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Elizabeth Banks
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chat, please stop making fun of the trump youth, they only hold onto their vests when they’re stressed
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