A joke for the history buffs.

January 20, 2026 - 00:39 UTC

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that's a truly great one
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That’s not satire, a bit mocking, but def not satire..
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good stuff.
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Took me a sec.

That’s hilarious!
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They are great. We appreciate them here very much. 👊
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Oh, Hell!
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Obviously 2ximpeachedconvictedfeloninmateP01135809predatorypedopileadjudicatedrapistinurrectionisttraitorousthuggishboorimposterpotus
thinks he is/was a world class entertainment talent denied stardom
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Just as Hitler thought he was an unappreciated world class artist
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That’s… a really good one!
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If Donnie is Hitler, and Stephen is Goebbels, and Elon is Goering, and Kristi is Himmler, who is the new Leni Riefenstahl? Lara Trump would like to take the gig, but Leni, for all her faults, had talent.
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"'Wir haben das Bild gesehen, das er für Jeffrey Epstein gezeichnet hat. Das war schonmal nicht schlecht', erklärt der Rektor. 'Das nötige Ego hat er auf jeden Fall. Für eine Karriere als Postkartenmaler reicht das am Ende mindestens.'"😂👍
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I so desperately want this to be true...

At least I giggled
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Lmaooo
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MAGA and ICE is a cult of psycho-sexual power mad weirdos just like Donald.
They are the nation's population of pedos, rapists, beaters, traitors and thieves,...no wonder they lie so much and fail at everything.
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very funny. Actually, it is kinda funny
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To quote “Dressed to kill”, Hitler was a painter and Pol Pot was a teacher… which proves that mass murderers come from all kind of backgrounds. Come to think of it, Trump does not have any “positive” qualification. Golf player? But he sucks at it too.
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While Trump is evil personified, we can all take comfort in the fact that he's utterly 3 stooges level incompetent. He'll hopefully bungle his mission of installing himself as Supreme Leader.
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Filter wasn't good at art. Just because he did it doesn't mena he was good. Hence the joke.
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IYKYK
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47’s submission for admission to the Academy:
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😉
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They are also on BlueSky :)

"Vienna Academy of Fine Arts offers Donald Trump a place to study"

- @der-postillon.com
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They would offer a crayon workshop starting next week. Everybody knows what happened when Hitler's application was declined.
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He has already designed a birth announcement card.
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Excellent!
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Anyone who went to art school should get this.

Makes me think of the Chapman brothers
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obvious vs oblivious:

shiltler could draw well. "the don" cannot even draw 6 o'clock on a blank clock face.
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Oh, I dunno about that.
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Yesterday it was an offer of admission, today it's a Nobel Peace Prize. Same vibe.
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That means 90% of Americans won’t get it, and when explained will deem it stupid (it’s very good). IYKYK.
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Maybe someone can gift him some art he can submit as his. lol😂🤦🏻‍♀️
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We get it. Very good.
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That’s very very funny and witty.
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Saddens me that Hitler’s story is no longer common knowledge and only relevant to “history buffs”. 😢
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I think they write 'history buffs' to flatter us, the audience😁
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lol! 😂 😂😂😂
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Just how much money is Trump paying the Republicans to give up thier dignity?
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The equivalent for this guy. Massive stroke at 2am on the toilet, tweeting, then dead in a pool of shit and piss, no one discovers him for many fetid hours. The earth celebrates for months and every year for millennia.
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No.... I want to see him suffer and beg
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Or a cheeseburger takes him out.
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Can't believe I'm writing this...

Unlike Adolf Hitler, Trump isn't a veteran. I wouldn't trust Trump to know how to operate a firearm. He would likely be more of a danger to others...
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It wasn’t satisfying tho. He still did his death his way. With the Russians advancing he knew they’d skin him alive and film it but not before parading him and his henchmen naked and bloody through the streets. He deprived us of retribution. This time I’d like a lil Mussolini ending
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he will not he is a pussy
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🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
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Good one
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Brilliant
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Hilarious 🤣.
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Clever.
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That's dark.
But a German magazine said it,
so I guess it's okay.
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I get it.
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Trump the king of idiots would be clueless
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brutal
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Thank you for explaining the joke.
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Spoiler alert. You gave the joke away. :)
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I mean, how many mass murderers and dictators got their start by being rejected by a woman? It’s as if a segment of society is emotionally fragile while having the most capacity for violence
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Yep, that's what “Der Postillion” meant so sarcastically and published.
German humor (or sarcasm) is sometimes difficult to understand because it gets straight to the point.
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Loffffffllll
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It probably did though play a role.
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🤭🤣🤣😭😂
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💯😄Brilliant Post and comments just as good
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That's funny as hell
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That’s a deep cut but pretty good
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Love that.
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This would go right over his tiny brain !!
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It would be rather amusing for Maryland Institute College of Art (MICA) to send him a preemptive letter of acceptance but I doubt that he, or more than 5 people in the current administration, would get it.
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Thank you for giving me laughter in these times of gangland monsters.
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I see what they did there. Nice one.
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Good one.
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That’s hilarious 😂
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Okay that's hilarious.
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Last year my history obsessed teen said, “can’t we send him to art school instead”.
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If Trump had been better at real estate none of this would have happened.

The current Greenland obsession is what happens when you give a developer dementia and an army.
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youtu.be/trcLKX1Yw34?si=B80no8pHFuBmTxNf&t=12
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Yankee Doodle came to terms,
Writing Martin Buber.
Stuck a Fuhrer in our back,
And called it Shicklegruber.
-The Firesign Theatre 1969
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I defy even The Onion to top that one!
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💯
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This is fantastic! 👏😂
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Lol 😅🤣😂🤣😅
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Amazing what one perceived slight can induce in a sociopath.
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Brilliant. Had to look it up, but brilliant.
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Looking at his Birthday Book sketch for bestie Epstein, perhaps the art institute should reconsider. Allowing Hitler in may not have prevented a world war, but this crazy Convicted Felon in WH would attend class - even graduate, but he'd still bomb you because he has no gratitude, shame or class.
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I laughed way too hard.
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This history buff is grateful for the only laugh of an exhausting day.
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The Germans are funny, and they promise to protect Europe from fascism.

Welcome to the 21st century.
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Vienna is in Austria 🤦
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Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humor
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So True, Never though we would be the country Europe would fear.
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That’s pretty brilliant.
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His portfolio:
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Wow... just wow. That is both hilarious and frightening.
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😂
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Funny, but sad.
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😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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😂😂😂
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😄😄😄
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🤣🤣
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Priceless!
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There's more 😄
"Vikings were there first: Denmark lays claim to the USA"
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Ask any Minnesotan and they will probably agree with you. They love their Vikings!!
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Wassup with our Euro people?The child/rape/murder epstein files involve global peeps let's out the info. What you got? We need more than Prince Andrew,Ehud Barak. Let's go peeps! Let's pull that house of dump cards down.He gotta go.They panicking going after Don Lemon on MLK? C'mon hackers!
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The main difference is one of them hasn’t been convicted of sexual assault
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OK, that’s really funny.
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Chef's kiss!
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Hah. Doubt any people in the regime would get it.
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This is funny. I get it
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Oh excellent! A untalented house painter…
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lol, lmao even
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That's absolutely brutal, actually.
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I think he should start with primary education for this ignorant, self-centered man, with a special mention for general education.
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lol
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Omg....
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Oh good lord, so funny
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Sick 😂
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Hitler couldn’t get in.
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If Trump ruled the world, he would design it on the Fifth Reich. Miller's propaganda would control the media with an iron-fist: Gestapo-style. Trump would be honour -often- with gold medals for his great golf plays.
Heir Trump would also demand Germany give his Grandpa Trump back his citizenship.
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Springtime in Trump's Brave New World of tempests! youtu.be/1zY1orxW8Aw?si=MrlE-oUnX5TSh4iw
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🤩
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Hah!!! They may want to appoint him as a teacher. The idea of being a student may not sit with him well!
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If he leaves politics to serious people I would not mind if they build a ballroom for him at that academy.

Or let him use the Hofburg ballroom whenever he wishes
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Why fascists are always losers & rejects?
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Clever. BA - History, Ohio State University
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Aspiring to be Hitler?
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Good one...
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Jokes about this shit are dicey but this is hilarious.
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Difference between Hitler and Trump is that Hitler wrote his own book.
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Boom!
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🇨🇦👏🏻
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Ooohh. Burn cream needed. ASAP!
Nah let it burn some more.
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Yeah but Trump has coloured a few in, does that count?
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Ohhh this is a good one!
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😂😂😂
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And the doddering fool thinks the world respects him...
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Fantastic!
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Ouf, too soon? (hilarious as it is)
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Relay from BLUESKY......
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😂
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Who said the Germans don't know how to tell a joke. That one's an absolute corker!
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Lol, that's totally perfect!
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Omg, lol 😂
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They have to throw in an “artist of the millennium” award with a bust of Adolf. He’d love it!
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Pretty sure that Trump wouldn't get the reference...

Do ceramic busts have an outstretched arm?
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As long as it's bright, shiny and golden, he'll probably completely miss that it's a bust of Adolf.
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Hysterical! Lol!
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ZINGGGGGG!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏
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All he needs is some encouragement. You know, a little putsch.
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😇
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Groan...😆😅
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Is this a reference to a certain failed painter? Because no offense, but when I look at Trump's work it's even worse. Not even a speck of technical capability unlike Hitler (he did do perspective better than me)
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😳😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
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LOL! Man, I needed the chuckle especially this morning.
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He's quickly becoming the laughingstock of the world. If not for the fact that he's so dangerous and unpredictable, the laughter would be louder.
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lol !!!
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Yes it's important to give mad dictators something to occupy themselves, instead of dreaming about world conquest.
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Dri mal ho!!!
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Do they have classes in Sharpie?
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Took me a second but I got it, it’s 5am
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😂🤣😂🤣
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He wants generals like Hitler's? May they be successful.
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Does he have to bring his own crayons?
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Can we not just give him a special prize?
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NO!
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It was the Nobel peace prize this time
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🤣🤣. Good one
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Any Griepenkerls still in residence?
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You forgot Venezuela btw. Mexico is next the plan is Venezuela up to Canada. Mexico will be the next Palestine
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Those two are very similar, and we know what happened when AH didn't get accepted...
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This piece was used to confirm his artistic ability.
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This is good...
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When do we go back to just feeling sorry for this fragile socialite? I liked those days
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I quite like some of Adolfs watercolour paintings, although I think Vlads oils show more involvement and basic intelligence.
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omg. i almost choked on my sunflower seeds. 😄
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Thatis so funny 🤣
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Funny and I got it
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bsky.app/profile/h-lr.bsky.social/post/3mcunquugbc2v
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🤣🤣🤣 internet of the day winner
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Excellent!
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Tell him he has great potential so he won’t start WW3! We know what happened when the academy denied Hitler admission.
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I thought putin is hitler
But I think he's just mussolini
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Vee vill make you a great artist!
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Mike Johnson is addressing British Parliament tomorrow, Tuesday, about the US 250th Anniversary! A certainty he will be booed! Could be wild!
Will be on C-SPAN!
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Maybe the British are interested in taking us back?
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🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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They offered… but he declined because he has bone spurs making him unfit to attend…
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IYKYK.
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I heard this story about a soldier that had Hitler dead to rights and didn't shoot because they were retreating and I wonder if there is some sort of parallel. Oh.. nvm yeah at least 3. Has to be.
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He does like his Sharpie pens….
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And that joke is pretty damn funny!
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Will the Kallmann Syndrome Society also pre-apologize to Trump?
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"By the time a dictatorship can be clearly named, it no longer needs to justify itself. Authoritarianism begins when language displaces truth, force replaces consent, and memory is reshaped faster than people can resist." Depicted in George Orwell, Animal Farm 1945
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That's gonna go over some heads
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I myself will offer as many Noble Prizes as he wants.
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Yet, Americans can not see that trump is not sane. He is starting wars with our allies. It now seems totally true that the rich rule America and will do anything to get more wealth.
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So they are not planning to give him a honorary doctorate for his Epstein file doodling….???
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“Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.“

What with Renée Good, Greenland, and the Nobel Prize memes, I’ve been doing that a lot lately.
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😂😂😂
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Trump is insane and a pedophile, release the Trump-Epstein Files!
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Turn over all of the Epstein files.
#defund_ice #de_ice
#pedophiletrump #hookermelania
#felontrump
#rapisttrump #fmaga #8647🪏⚰️
The Idaho GOP would rather support a #pedophiletrump than to admit they were wrong.
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Trump's only good at drawing money out of dumb Americans.
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Sehr klug‼️
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The only book he ever read was Mein Kampf 📕
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Correction—The book was the collected speeches of that leader.
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I bet no one in the White House would even get the joke. But I liked it.
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Oh, touché! Big, belly laugh!! 🤣🤣🤭
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Ooffffff. Too soon?

Never too soon to call out Nazis!
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His desperation for glory is causing him to do shameful things.
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Could they also squeeze some parental love as cherry on top?
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Well, not only would he have to learn German, but he would need to learn English, too, and not speak word salad gibberish.
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😂😂😂 Too late, his brain has already descended into madness.
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I've said more than once, if I could time travel, instead of killing baby Hitler, I'd buy artist Hitler a gallery.
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Knowing just a little history and the context, what a wonderful burn.

No one in the Repubs will understand.
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Nah, they don't study history they'll be lost
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That's gold!
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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