Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social

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hi friends! if you’re a new follower wondering what it is I post about: great! we have that in common
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@jessespector.com I heard wonderwall 3 times today because a Brisbane player chose it as the song that plays whenever they score a goal. and I felt you should know.
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every 30 seconds on comms
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guy wearing a turnstile shirt in the front row of the televised welcome home from the moon party
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don’t forget to vote for them for prom king and queen
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double dating with crab man and tubi
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(still taking competing offers)
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some personal news: roku city has asked me to prom
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get in if you wanna get Ari Aster’s ass
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sorry for what I said when I had the turbotax jingle stuck in my head
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social
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Girls be like 'I really needed this' and it’s just a coffee and a dark rainy morning
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social
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Here’s food for thought, had Ahab time to think; but Ahab never thinks; he only feels, feels, feels
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spotted: convertible F150 (no rear window)
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does anyone else’s dad respond to their texts with just a checkmark emoji sometimes. like an ever so slightly handcrafted read receipt
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social
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Today MLB TV viewers get their first look at the ads that will slowly drive them insane over the season
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the penalty for breaking the petting contract is getting kicked in the boob
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when everything sucks I remain grateful to be alive at the same time as hanif abdurraqib
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social
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"Actually, adhd is a super power!" ok well my super power is ruining my life
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penny turned 6 this week
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Aaron Judge welcome to the American Century of Humiliation
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Velodus✨ @velodus.bsky.social
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What it's like to be watching the World Baseball Classic and then be subjected to ads for Fox's original programming
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Bryce Harper looks *rough*
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pivoting to strictly plumbing related posts
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I get logged out
and I log in again
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e-squire. like egirl
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online
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seeing Venezuelan crowds Literally dancing during innings bc they’re too hyped to stand still makes mlb regular season crowds look like A bunch of Presbyterians
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it’s probably good that I never see anyone talking about this because her campaign is way more salient but it deserves to be said that kat abughazaleh is pulling off bangs that not a lot of other people could
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