HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds?

ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations

June 15, 2023 - 00:11 UTC

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You know you weren't chewing silently, not with all that extra saliva and tooth-sticking! 😂
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@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
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Can you imagine pitching the name "Milk Duds" today?
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::: snort laugh ::::
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Yay! You’re here
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Looks that way
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😂
Oh my god I was eating something when I read this - nearly choked
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tater tot - windpipe - bad
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