Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au

A small rodent-like creature currently infesting a house in Australia. Spends its days writing, farming and engaging in esoteric fibre arts. Cohabitates with 9 chickens, 3 bunnies and a mate.

Ugly Retro Girls Play Ugly Retro Games is streaming now! Join us as we wogitate thingies and continue to be confused in Riven at www.twitch.tv/UglyRetroGirls/
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Ugly Retro Girls Play Ugly Retro Games is streaming now! Join us as we have another picture day in Fatal Frame at www.twitch.tv/UglyRetroGirls/
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I have made a tiny blutack bunny
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Just watched Super Mario Galaxy. Fun, but not as fun as the Super Mario Bros movie.
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Am working for the local children's dv charity.

It is depressing that some of the victims are literal babies.

There should be 0 babies being victims of dv.
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Job get!
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Job get! Hooray!
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Ugly Retro Girls Play Ugly Retro Games is streaming now! Join us as we continue to deal with creepy masks and ghosts in Fatal Frame Mask of the Lunar Eclipse at www.twitch.tv/UglyRetroGirls/
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Someone in the coop is not pulling her weight
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Ugly Retro Girls Play Ugly Retro Games is streaming now! Join us as we explore the spooky scary hospital in our completely inappropriate clothing in Fatal Frame: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse at www.twitch.tv/UglyRetroGirls/

WARNING: This game is VERY SCARY.
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@aidanmoher.com, do you know anything about this Parasite Mutant game that's coming out? I just saw a trailer for it.

Looks a lot like the original Parasite Eve, and it can't be worse than 3rd birthday but still...

To be fair both PE 1 and 2 were real weird trips.
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Dear Grass,

PLEASE LEAVE MY NASAL PASSAGES AND TEAR DUCTS OUT OF YOUR ORGY.

I didn't sign up for it and I do not consent to participating.

Sincerely,
Selphie
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Apparently, the book I'm writing has decided to go in its own direction.

Also, the new character has decided that she wants to be in the spotlight so she's going to be a recurring person, thank you very much.
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Unfortunately, @lordbinary.wombotuff.au will not let me harm my eyes in order to increase word output. The killjoy.
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In other news, I was able to churn out twice the number of words than usual despite my inability to see the screen properly unless I tilt my head just so.
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I have a stye in one eye and the other is being stupidly weepy in solidarity.
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Sometimes, when I'm sitting here making cute things for other people's children, I am reminded of my inability thus far to bear a child and it hurts in a part of me I can't describe.

I can't fault others for having kids. I just wish I could too.
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There's a weird curved scratch on my phone that makes all the anime characters look after when they're looking to the left, or thinner when they're looking to the right. It makes watching shows where all the characters are ikemen unbelievably unintentionally hilarious.
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Batman really needs to learn to keep his utility belt firmly clamped over his bat-a-wang.
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It really bothers me that there are versions of Batman where Barbara Gordon sleeps with Batman.

I mean, that's like... Not only is Barbara the same age as some of Batman's adopted kids, but he's also her work superior (kinda) and it feels all sorts of wrong.
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I need a bigger nap.
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You could literally say the same thing about the wood snake last year. Or for the fire goat next year. They are all literally 60 years apart.

I don't know why this headline pisses me off so much, but it just does.

Maybe it's because I'm doom scrolling at half three in the morning.
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Well, duh.

There are 5 elements, there are 12 animals.

5 * 12 = 60.

Every element-animal combination is 60 years apart.

That's literally how the calendar works.
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Dear Koreans, this is not how an onigiri should be made.

The packet should not be leaking strange and esoteric liquids and the rice should not be dry.
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Having my period on Chinese New Year. Guess I am gonna be very lucky this year since it's just an ENDLESS SEA OF RED.
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Ugly Retro Girls Play Pretty Modern Games is streaming right now! Please join us as we grow beautiful plants in Botany Manor at www.twitch.tv/UglyRetroGirls/
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Uuuugh. I wrote 1400 words over the last two days and now I think that entire section is totally irrelevant.
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