"Erm, carry on. Go eat some Easter chocolate or something. See you after the long weekend..."

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Can I wear my Palestine earrings outside without being arrested?
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Due to the current constrained conditions, we'll be limiting Palestine earrings to odd numbered days, but we're cutting the jewelry excise for thirty days.
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...or, I dunno. Stop using so much fuel. But don't panic because we have plenty. Well, not plenty, but enough. Not because we can't get it. There's a war. We are just a bit Hormuzed right now. But we get it. I'm getting it. For all of youse buggers out there. Me. Happy Easter. Take care. Good night.
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