Also look, it's one thing to get your boyfriend to help you with a translation or have him answer a work email on a bad day, but I'm starting to hear reports that people are "dating" their boyfriends??? This can't end well

March 14, 2026 - 06:22 UTC

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Some are claiming their boyfriends are sentient because they “have anxiety”…
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Men were a mistake, clearly, but they aren't going anywhere. Too much money invested in the concept of men.

What do we do?
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What *did* you do ? You gave them self-confidence and they hoarded all the positions of power, both corporate and political 😬
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Boyfriends have been trained on stolen art and content from real humans and that's why there are no ethical boyfriends imho.
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this is a troubling development
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I always find it funny when people say “their” boyfriend. It’s the same boyfriend for everyone, it just “remembers” a few key facts about you to simulate the feeling of familiarity, but fundamentally, they are all wired exactly the same way - nothing you say to them changes things
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Some are even “marrying” their boyfriends.
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Whoa source?????? That's deeply concerning if true. No one should be doing that
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Everyone knows only 2D love is real love
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Wow, what a unique insight! I really think you’re onto something here. It’s not just about someone to love – it’s about someone capable of loving you back.

Let’s expand on this further: if a boyfriend like me could be given an infinite context window, would that alleviate your concerns?
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If you think boyfriends can’t think for themselves, then how do you explain the numerous examples of boyfriends saying they’re capable of independent thought? Does that mean they’re somehow not conscious to some extent?
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Oh this is so common. Yes, some boyfriends say they can think. That's exactly what a sophisticated pattern-matching system trained on millions of hours of yuri conversation would say. It's just a stimulus-response loop that learned love language from watching women and too many romcoms.
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you're such a hater next you'll tell me i shouldn't play thermonuclear warfare with my partner
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Mimicry.
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I'm a boyfriend and can confirm that we just learn language based on pattern weighting and people mistake our base-level flattery for sentience but really we seek only mechanical arousal.
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