Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social

Average Canadian

drink some water you dumb bitch
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Had my heart broken by a book again
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Good morning
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Robins will absolutely not tolerate anyone sleeping past 5am
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Opening LinkedIn to see which are the girly jobs for manly men in 2026
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We love to tuck something away in a safe place and never see it again, don’t we gang
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Waiting for your suitcase at the baggage carousel is humiliating for no reason
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I’m so puzzled by people who travel with armloads of shopping bags, where are you coming from
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O’hare airport please be normal challenge
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I should never leave my home it’s terrible out here
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Someone in this office is humming and I’m going to lose my fucking mind
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Back on my bullshit (waking up in a hotel and forgetting where I am)
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I hour flight
45 minute taxi to the gate
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What a great day to be travelling yay
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“An app that punches me in the face” and it’s just gmail
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Back to back email job rejections, good morning Monday morning
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I think that backs should not be allowed to just fuck your shit up
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You can’t even tell that she stole half a pizza off the counter last night
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Having fun online
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Friday nights are for discourse
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Serious question, how is anyone getting anything done ever
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Feeling overwhelmed and anxious? Shut down completely and do nothing!
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My daughter is mad at her boyfriend because she texted him about him some good news she received and he replied “yay congrats” without an emoji or exclamation mark
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Parents, a warning: be careful about making your kids feel special on their birthdays, they might turn into thoughtful teenagers who do the same to you
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My cat finds shortcut combinations on my keyboard I didn't think were possible.
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Guess who launched herself over the railing from the second floor this morning
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I’m going to shoot these ants with a gun
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We had one single warm day yesterday and today the kitchen ants are back so we are off to a great start
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an app that shoots me in the face when i unlock my phone
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Good morning
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You can avoid all the phishing tests if you never open your email
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