Austin, Texas’s foremost Quinn Ewers & Carrie Bradshaw apologist

not to sound like a stereotype but: shut up bitch i’m from texas
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Kelsey don’t read this
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If you’ve ever thrown a baby shower how did you do it without going insane
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Need me a Krystal tbh
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This is an extremely niche Austin post but a former dancer at Pleasures (yes that one, you know the one) is doing an AMA on Reddit right now and apparently that place is haunted by the presence of a former dancer named Krystal and they have an altar for her because she protects them
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It's not just Iran whose surrender is being demanded. It's yours. Your hope. Your belief in yourself and our collective potential. Your empathy. They want to crush those things. They want you to believe their will is inevitable.

They want you to surrender.
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You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.
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OG Woke
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I’m 32 and my mom still makes me an Easter basket
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Happy Easter! Annual “what is this animal” post
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Roriiiiiiiiii
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Guy tonight with his homies tried to talk to me and my sister while I am actively not looking at him watching the final four and said at one point “I love how invested you are in this” and I’m thinking about following him and putting a nail in his tire
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Layups are lava
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Does anyone wanna wife me, I cleaned out my fridge and it looks like a frat boy’s
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If Artemis is going up then it gives me an excuse to once again post this photo, the only one to contain every human being in the universe but one.
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Today's the day.
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just a daily reminder to myself that when i see nico harrison he gettin 2 shoes hurled his way, word to george w
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Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire…a man has maybe never looked finer
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It feels really awesome to correctly understand wedding dress codes and know that this is how I will get into heaven
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Y’all think you’re monitoring the situation??? Child’s play compared to this man.
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Today on the way back from my tour driving away from the Panama Canal, I observed a man who could not have been more obviously a dad in THE most stanced up position I’ve ever seen, looking at the boats in the Canal.
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Sara (Panama Canal version)
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Me, eating this pork belly dish at the hotel restaurant: “this part is great, what is this”
Server: “mashed potatoes”
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Madame Web wishes she had what you have
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Currently staying at a 5-star hotel where the staff keep referring to me as “Madame Cannon” and unfortunately I can guarantee it will go to my head
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Bout to go spend a week in Panama if that’s alright with y’all
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losing my god damn mind over this
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The baseball mind
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The Longhorns keep dancing 🕺
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